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Jeff Kelton ⚾️

@DepressedMLBFan
Joined December 2023
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Brandon Gill? The same guy that referred to children as "cum trophies"? Congratulations on eight years of Governor Gina Hinojosa Texas!
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Nov 5
Conservative influencers float Brandon Gill to run against Gina Hinojosa for Texas Governor in 2030.
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Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picture
Political Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 6
🔵 Democrats flipped nine state legislative chambers 🔵 Texas House: First time since 2002 🔵 Pennsylvania Senate: First time since 1994 🔵 Wisconsin House and Senate: First time since 2010 They gained five new state trifectas and broke five Republican trifectas.
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henry@DemNationalistNov 5
Mr Blue Sky 2026
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Dexerto
@DexertoNov 5
A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping
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What the FUCK is Korean news even about
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I hate being a citizen of Cattlefornia!
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesNov 5
BREAKING: California voters appear to have rejected imposing a one-time 5 percent tax on individuals and trusts with over $1 billion in assets, and allocate the resulting revenues to fund health care, food assistance and education, per NYT
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LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKIN BLUE YALL WE LOVE TO SEE IT, OH MY GOD😭
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YO HALEY STEVENS GO FUCK YOURSELF LOSER!!!!
VoteHub (@VoteHub) profile pictureVoteHub
@VoteHubNov 4
VoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Michigan U.S. Senate election.
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HOLY SHIT GINA HINOJOSA WON!!!!
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TEXAS IS FUCKING BLUE!!!!!
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Lindsey Graham in hell seeing his sister lose his Senate seat!
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Husk
@huskirlNov 1
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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When a Leftist narrowly loses a primary to a Centrist vs when a Centrist narrowly loses a primary to the Left
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Dodged the draft for The Vietnam War 5 times btw!
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 1
Trump: I would’ve won The Vietnam War in a week. I would’ve won the war in Afghanistan.
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Democrats really dodged a bullet in Michigan. I hope destroying your political career was worth selling your soul to MAGA and Israel!
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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