
Husband of Ceri, Dad to Lottie, Orla, Toby, Lola & Halle. Major shareholder in the doonstair toilet, amateur tidyer-upper & allegedly world #1 embarrassing dad.
Libberton, Scotland
Joined February 2010
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• Full belief in the project
• Performance level was there on Sunday, but result required
• Adding more
Alfred Johansson ahead of St Johnstone.
Alfred Johansson previews St Johnstone
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Hello @ToulouseFC,
This is Jens Berthel Askou. He’s an excellent manager, got Motherwell their fourth highest ever points total, broke clean sheet records, improved attendance at home.
We’re sad to see him go but we know he’s in your capable hands. Take care of him lads.
Right then, who's got 2 tickets for me to buy 🤣🤣🤣
We'll be opening @EURO2024 against Germany in Munich on Friday, 14 June 🏴 🇩🇪
Deary me.
Not a fan of this attempted public humiliation.
Issue 8 of SIWY on sale tomorrow.
£5 cash outside Fir Park.
Hiya @The_Sam_North 👋🏼
I have 2 tickets (adult & u16) for the Scotland vs Cyprus match tomorrow that I want to give away.
My son has got chickenpox, so we can't go now. I'm not looking for any money, just happy to give them away to someone who wouldn't normally get the chance to go with their kid
I thought @juneslater17 & @mattletiss7 were champions of stopping the spread of misinformation 🤷🏼♂️
Whether you think @GaryLineker is right or wrong, this one tweet sums up societies hypocrisy.
Anything to suit your agenda is presented as fact. It's embarrassing what we've become
Wee man loved his 1st Dingwall trip.
Great win in a game that we'd have struggled with a month ago.
Highlight of the day was @chan2yan kissing his badge at half time...what a guy 👍🏻
In other news, I'm about ready to divorce the wife and propose to @DanCasey1997 too 🤣🤣🤣
What a wee warrior ✊🏼
The only way to cure this poor families heartbreak is off the back of another family having to deal with their worst nightmare 💔 absolutely gut wrenching situation all round.
I can't even begin to think what they're going through.
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French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂
Never nice to have to sack a manager but unfortunately this has been the right decision.
Let's hope Hammy turns out to be as much as a legend in the dugout as he was on the pitch and gets the gig full time. But if not, Ian Holloway would be some laugh 😂 🤣
Fuck me sideways 🙈🤯🤷🏼♂️
Following Boris Johnson's resignation as PM, @GregMilamSky spoke to three people in Bolton who voted for the Conservatives at the last election.
Politics live: trib.al/dwvcRFT
Bolton voters react to Boris Johnson's resignation
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Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.
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Lets see what the power of twitter can do :
I'm looking for a driving job Monday-Friday if possible, i have my class 2 license! Not got much experience on the class 2 side though as i've only recently passed end of January this year!
Any retweets would be hugely appreciated!
The wee boy was over the moon that all the players had a picture with him before the game.....even in the car after that result he was still made up.
I wish I was that age again & just standing close to your heros was enough to not put you in a mood about the result🤣🤣🤣
The fake by @SeanGoss is beautiful, the finish on his weaker foot from @Liam_Donnelly5 is brilliant, the camera work for the celebration is absolutely tremendous.......but @Alan_Burrows celebrating in the background like my 5 year old is the best part of this video 🤣🤣👏👏
Made by Goss, put away beautifully by Donnelly.
The Northern Ireland connection 🤝
@Liam_Donnelly5
@SeanGoss
Liam Donnelly scores a wondergoal for Motherwell against Morton
Such a powerful and brilliant video.
So much admiration for the 3 guys for doing this, because that couldn't have been easy and bravo @MotherwellFC for shining the spotlight on this again.
Leading the way on how football clubs should be run once again.
There's nothing that can't be sorted.
There's nothing you've done that can't be fixed.
You're stronger than you think you are.
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Happy 5th Birthday to this superhero.
Been through more than most grown adults but still always smiling.
Football and Wrestling daft, a complete wind up merchant, @32watto #1 fan & a world champion farter.
Tony Watt might be your hero, but you're mine wee man #DaddiesBoy
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@g4claimsltd with Motherwell striker @32watto proudly announcing our new back of shirt sponsorship of our local football team @motherwellfc.
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