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The Archbishop

@DesNoTutu

Ntja Mme || One Third of @TheDojo_Podcast || Ya Mama's favourite TL

 South africa, Pretoria
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Joined June 2009
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MJ adlibing the firing of a stage engineer was crazy 😭
Tai💋 (@tailovespapi_) profile pictureTai💋@tailovespapi_13 Jan 2023
can we talk adlibs PLEASE.
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Tempy Pusha (@Gert_LeNinja) profile picture
Tempy Pusha
@Gert_LeNinja1h
Lost & Found?
K K (@KayKM007) profile pictureK K@KayKM0074h
Lebone Fifi Moeng? Wow 🥺🔥!
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NFR Podcast
@nfr_podcast1h
CONWAY THE MACHINE ALBUM 🚨 OTIS. NOVEMBER 20TH. 11 Tracks. Features: • GHOSTFACE KILLAH • KOOL G RAP • METHOD MAN • RAEKWON • INKREDIBLE N.E.S. • FLEE LORD • SHOTS ALMIGH • THE GOO GOO DOLLS
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Dj Clen
@DjClenSA2h
Yeah we fired him😂😂😂.. we don’t want the owner of the label anymore. He’s too dope for us to have him around. He keeps on winning without anyone’s help so why keep him around? I mean tomorrow he’s dropping the cool & blak album& sunday hosting that same event at Maracana in Sandton, we can’t have such dopeness around us. Imagine last month he was in Canada making moves by himself, nah that’s too much motion. Ha sepele aremo nyake😭😭.. imma go to his listening session tonight at Nona’s in Rosebank and fight him.
AnzaWithFacts (@Anza_Musandiwa) profile pictureAnzaWithFacts
@Anza_Musandiwa4h
Jay Jody Unfollowed A-Reece On Instagram & He Removed Revenge Club Records On His Bio,His Latest Song Was Also Not Released Under Revenge Club Records,Their Beef Is Real,FACTSSSS!!!!!
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Mr Bat
@linda_mot5h
Twitter vs reality continues to be two worlds apart. What do you mean you're shocked that there are 55 year old men with 4 kids that earn R8k a month? Which South Africa do you guys live in?
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Sego 2 Stars⭐️⭐️ (@_ladytopaz) profile picture
Sego 2 Stars⭐️⭐️@_ladytopaz2h
Replying to @Fokof__
The thing is sperm cells can live in a woman’s body for up to 3 days. So if she has unprotected sex then ovulates soon after, the sperm cells in her body will be able to fertilise the egg. Delaying ovulation then gives time for sperm cells to die so no fertilisation will occurs
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Kitoko@Fokof__3h
Replying to @_ladytopaz
Is it not a redundant method though?considering that it only ever works when you don’t need it?coz there is no risk of preferential when you are not ovulating
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Sego 2 Stars⭐️⭐️ (@_ladytopaz) profile picture
Sego 2 Stars⭐️⭐️@_ladytopaz3h
The working mechanism of morning after pills is that they delay/prevent ovulation. No egg will be released and no egg will be fertilised. If someone is ovulating then then the egg would have already been released which renders morning after pills useless…
The Archbishop (@DesNoTutu) profile pictureThe Archbishop@DesNoTutu4h
It doesn't even work when women are ovulating Found this out the hard way 😭
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That was fair of him to say 😂
Mandy_M (@mandymatsinhe) profile pictureMandy_M
@mandymatsinhe7h
I wanted to take a photo with them last night and my husband told me sit my ass dzwon 🤣🤣🤣
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Yu Yu Sockahoe
@animalistican22h
Baby, you damn near in a full lunge. Just go ahead and stand up. There’s more to life than having the fattest ass.
Dolce Rose (@itsdolcerose) profile pictureDolce Rose@itsdolceroseOct 27
Dumptrucks will never go out of style
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Boujeena@BoujeenaOct 28
Di Thupa Tsa Smol still remains one of the best albums released this year 😭 So jealous of everyone who got tickets to the Untitled Basement show 💔🥲
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No shame in this at all. As long as you keep working and believing hore things are gonna work out
Zandile Dlamini (@zandithebaker) profile pictureZandile Dlamini@zandithebakerOct 28
I'm gonna be leaving Johannesburg soon I don't know if I should sell my furniture or keep it in a storage and pay every month ? I gave it my all and nothing is working out bandla I'm going back home
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Tempy Pusha
@Gert_LeNinja20h
I don’t know you but I command you for being self aware. Sometimes Johannesburg just doesn’t workout and is most people’s comfort zone, go back home, recalibrate and explore outside of your comfort zone.
Zandile Dlamini (@zandithebaker) profile pictureZandile Dlamini@zandithebakerOct 28
I'm gonna be leaving Johannesburg soon I don't know if I should sell my furniture or keep it in a storage and pay every month ? I gave it my all and nothing is working out bandla I'm going back home
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A Black Doltjie@B____D___6h
Personally? I prefer a respectable family. It’s enough that our child is stupid but don’t put us on blast
Mhana Fana (@MhanaFana) profile pictureMhana Fana
@MhanaFana18h
The way Mabiyela’s family supports her publicly makes me feel like Tirelo is on her own….being loved publicly vs privately mina I choose the louder love shame
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Mama 🙏🏾😭
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@RockstarGamesOct 21
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NM⭐️⭐️@Nonki_M5h
Here for it.
The Journalist (@Moloi_Herman1) profile pictureThe Journalist
@Moloi_Herman16h
Just in: SARS investigators raided the office of Tshwane CFO Gareth Mnisi and left with him about an hour ago. Developing story. @Sowetan1981 @TimesLIVE
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Sgaps
@OfentseZA6h
Artists have a performance contract, promoters also have a booking contract, both terms have to be met while fees are being discussed, that exorbitant rider can be nipped in the butt very quickly
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It doesn't even work when women are ovulating Found this out the hard way 😭
Temu Specialist (@Nomaswazi_11) profile pictureTemu Specialist@Nomaswazi_116h
I’ve never understood the thinking that a morning after pill terminates pregnancy 😭😭😭😭 where do you guys get these things ??
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Need alot more of yal to catch hints quicker 🤣 Or better yet for niggas to not spare yal feelings and just reject yal how yal reject us 🤣
Blissful✨ (@just_Enhle07) profile pictureBlissful✨
@just_Enhle07Oct 27
One thing about us women? We won’t realise we are being rejected. We will just say the guy has poor communication skills. 😭✋🏿
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SM@sisiphodubeOct 28
So Hey Neighbour people really went about their lives? No court case, no nothing?😭
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Tempy Pusha
@Gert_LeNinja21h
You still fully pay your rent even if you don’t stay at your apartment the whole month right?
Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ (@MelloFelicia1) profile pictureMamello🧚🏽‍♀️
@MelloFelicia1Oct 28
December scholar transport must still be paid ?????😭😭😭
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