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Stuff and things and fun. Fan of dog. if you wanna call me des that's fine too the icon is philip tseng art! any pronouns

Joined January 2011
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you know how in undertale every save point fills you with determination that’s what looking at kirby is like for me
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God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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Insect Plague: horrific, devastating Insect Prague: beautiful tourist destination, a gem of insect culture
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day two without ao3 — the prime minister of poland stages a coup even i am not that dramatic
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plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”
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you ever do such a horrendous job at talking to people that mid-sentence you feel like a sniper crosshair should appear on your forehead to perform a mercy killing
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ブチギレ猫のなだめ方
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ハッピーハロウィン🎃がんぼるぞい🍭 translation: HAPPY HALLOWEEN🎃👻🍭 Photo from October 2023
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We cannot allow this violence to continue.
ICE WARNING ⚠️ 10/30 840am North Hollywood CA - Abduction with violence reported- Agents threaten bystander walking his dog with gun in his face
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Notes app swans (I ran out of space)
Replying to @systole_
can u do a deer and a swan plz
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猫のイビキは予想以上に大きい‼️‼️‼️  【サウンドオン推奨】
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Got this ad to my house. This is the reality American Muslims are living in. It's not enough to tell racist lies about us, they also broke out the Al-Qaeda Sans font to do it. Now ask yourself how many articles you've seen about Muslim safety in Michigan.
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エッホエッホ 次の獲物はお前だって伝えなきゃ エッホエッホ
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雨の日、室内の桃香(もこ)ちゃん。 飼育員さんがガラスを拭いてくださいましたがすぐに曇ってしまいました。 桃香ちゃんが近くまで来てくれたことが嬉しかった一枚。 #熊本zoo
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左 ハロウィンインスタ用 右 ハロウィンツイッター用
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Happy Halloween🎃
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please not blg hle
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#ELDENRING Happy Halloween! 🎃 I got candy!But why did a creepy yellow progress bar appear after I tasted it??
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No matter what challenges come my way… I'm the strongest
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