65 reasons to own a dog in a tuxedo holding it in your portfolio (even if u usually dont hold memes) will: 1) remind you to always take profits 2) remind you what market we are in 3) bring you immense joy that a dev and community actually have fun memeing the market every day heres everything you're holding when you hold solana:7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump [the meme] 4) its named after the one thing every trader does, take profits 5) https is on every link on the internet, you saw it today without thinking about it 6) "had to take profits sir" is the basis of crypto 7) its a verb, you https a bag, you got https'd, you're an httpser 8) ct gets it in one second, so does someone who's never bought a coin 9) the irony is the whole thing, a coin named after selling that survives because people dont 10) its been https'd on by the trenches, whales, kols and me, still standing 11) every top, rug and round trip is free content, the market writes our memes for us 12) everyone outside crypto has to take profits sir, they get it instantly 13) the dog, tuxedo, big cream head, those eyes, you recognize him instantly [the story] 14) i got rugged on the original version of this meme by a dev who bundled and farmed it 15) the meme was too good to die, so i relaunched it live on stream 16) 4.2m ath in 48 hours, in a market where nothing could touch a mil 17) then it bled to nothing and i put my own money back in 18) when i ran out, i sold the bottom and posted my pnl with two words, "i tried" 19) those posts did over a million views 20) https ran from 16k to 1.2m without me holding a single token, the community sent it without the dev 21) it's survived every vamp attempt, every copy, every relaunch, nobody does it like us 22) attention rotated, we bled again, we never stopped posting 23) built through months where almost nobody was watching, thats where culture comes from [the community] 24) real people with real lives taking time out of their day, every day, for a dog in a tuxedo 25) this started with nobody getting paid, we just liked the fucking meme 26) day 1 holders are still holding 27) raids every day, if you've seen the dog under a big post on your timeline, thats us 28) in one week, 193 different accounts posted 1,100+ times under @httpsonsol 29) @Weissguy100 made 100+ tiktoks on his own, nobody asked him to 30) we meme together instead of fudding each other in the replies, rare out here [the telegram] 31) the meme tg is split into sections, basically an archive of the dog at this point 32) the memes, 500+ posted in one topic in the past 5 weeks 33) community made memes, holders making their own versions of the dog every day 34) https ai content, the dog in places he's never been 35) https but irl, holders taking the dog all over the world, posting stickers, skateboards, etc 36) original edits of https [the art and content] 37) @weathermandem hand drew hundreds of pieces of this dog, multiple originals a day through the bleed, still going 38) the entire visual identity of this coin was built by hand 39) @devour_wisdom made the dj film, an actual short film, dropped 10/10, the day everyone had to take profits, much more like this coming 40) we have an amazing workflow to stay consistent without burning out 41) a walk-and-talk from me every day, no script, just how i actually feel, honest 42) im learning content in public, every video is better than the last 43) the dog has a tiktok with zero crypto in it, people meet the dog first and find the coin later [the dev] 44) doxxed, my face is on this every single day 45) i hardly ever launch coins, if i do its for https bc its my baby 46) streamed for months straight, one stream went 35 hours, i still pop in when the community wants it 47) made merch by hand, shirts, stickers, all of it 48) creator fees go back into the dog: films, art, content 49) no bundles, i got rugged by a bundler, i'd never do that to you 50) i run this like a startup, month 10 on the calendar, month 1 of doing it at full potential [whats coming] 51) a full https series 52) more films, more edits, more irl 53) the dog on more platforms, way outside ct 54) we're innovating, not waiting on a catalyst, new formats every week 55) the goal is https as one of the staples of @Pumpfun and solana [the mindshare] 56) end of every month kols post their pnls, every one of those is a had to take profits sir post 57) every red candle on solana is someone httpsing 58) the market can rotate metas, it can never rotate out of taking profits 59) the behavior never stops so the meme never stops, thats infinite mindshare 60) it did 4.2m when nobody was paying attention, imagine when everybody is 61) when this takes off, nothing in the trenches will have more lore behind it [why i hold] 62) if you believe in tokenized culture, this is tokenized culture 63) if you believe in crypto, this is the one behavior of crypto with a ticker on it 64) i genuinely think its the best r/r in the trenches, my opinion, nfa 65) holding it says you care about memes with something real behind them im not telling you to buy it, im just letting you know its all there and its only going to get better so yeah, if you have any braincells left, well, own it had to take profits sir ᵢ ₐₘ ₚₒₛₜᵢₙ𝓰 ₜₕᵢₛ ₐₛ ₐ ₜ𝓌ₑₑₜ, 𝒹ᵢ𝓰ₑₛₜᵢᵦₗₑ 𝒸ₒₙₜₑₙₜ, ₐᵣₜᵢ𝒸ₗₑₛ, ₑₜ𝒸 𝓌ᵢₗₗ ᵦₑ ₘₐ𝒹ₑ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₙₒₜ ᵢₙ ₜₕₐₜ 𝒻ₐₛₕᵢₒₙ ᵦₑ𝒸ₐᵤₛₑ ᵢ 𝓌ₐₙₜ ₜₒ ₚₒₛₜ ₜₕᵢₛ ₐₛ ₐ ₜ𝓌ₑₑₜ, ₛₒ ᵧₒᵤ, ᵧₑₛ ᵧₒᵤ, 𝒸ₐₙ ₕₐᵥₑ ₜₕₑ ₒₚₚₒᵣₜᵤₙᵢₜᵧ ₜₒ ₒ𝓌ₙ ᵢₜ

i’ve come a long way since this post, and i’m proud to say that after having what felt like all the attention in this space a few times now, i enjoy when it fades this gives me the opportunity to build out https in a way no single dev on solana is doing, along with the amazing people beside me my main motivation isn’t monetary or egotistical, it’s to make a real impact in this world, in this space, that has given me so much and taught me so much, and to give others the opportunity and connection i’ve felt this year i’ve gone deeper on my motivations and my why before, but every single day i become more and more motivated given the current state of memecoins i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, tokenized culture is the future, and https will lead the way one way or another if you’ve been here since this post, know of https, say something, i wanna see who’s still around

11 easter eggs on the new https site first to find them all, gets a prize *you wanna find them all*

not my best one ngl but i don't do second takes, i just really wanna know what actually gets you to buy a coin on pumpfun and you prob wanna watch till the end

welcome to the inside of my mind basically 24/7

bagworkmaxxing pt.2

always has been an https market

either pumpfun goes bankrupt and memecoins die, or i accomplish what i set out to do and make crypto history and change this space forever the latter is most likely if you know me, you know this is true if you dont, you think im just talking to talk either way, watch me

the biggest trading competition ever is about to kick off and you’re not holding solana:7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump the coin is literally called had to take profits sir isnt that what everyone is going to be doing? httpsing everyone everywhere all for profit? and we meme it, every day. all day. in fact for the past 10 months. oh yeah ill give u another reason, or maybe 65 👇