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DC and Maryland smokers would stuff your turkey with funnel if you aren’t paying attention
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see how “romantic” relationship norms sound like outside of the forced dutiful knight-recipient princess dichotomy
Bromar Courtz (@ShoodTheDude) profile pictureBromar Courtz@ShoodTheDudeNov 12
Half of the response to the "dates are for women" discourse has been why don't men just plan dates with activities that they like. But it's still on the man to provide the experience. This is how women feel about having to plan events for their own friends.
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Ҝ (@__kdash_) profile pictureҜ@__kdash_Nov 12
I always need you to get straight to the point
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Young L snapped on this verse & on this beat RIP 🐐
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Team was just 4 delinquents and a granny (who's also a delinquent)
黒 Soul 🌹世界 (@sakasamaszn) profile picture黒 Soul 🌹世界@sakasamasznNov 9
Yusuke and Hiei were on the same timing fr😭
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Nothing like an Old fashioned right after work.
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Team Urameshi really had the most perfect balance of psychos. Nobody was tryna be peaceful. All 4 of them was on that lol
黒 Soul 🌹世界 (@sakasamaszn) profile picture黒 Soul 🌹世界@sakasamasznNov 9
Yusuke and Hiei were on the same timing fr😭
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🤫@__TyLennonNov 10
Nigga Yu Yu Hakusho top 3 greatest anime
Blacksaw Jim Thuggin. 🧑🏾‍🦳 (@InTro_Levert) profile pictureBlacksaw Jim Thuggin. 🧑🏾‍🦳@InTro_LevertNov 9
Yu Yu Hakusho >>>> One Piece
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Lunchables ham is made out of white people
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BMW E30 road runner🔥🔥🔥
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Future - Never Be the Same (2011) 💎
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
patagon’ya blak (@okmeaux) profile picturepatagon’ya blak@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Me every single time i see a complete stranger on this internet beat cancer
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#uncuffable, MBA 👸🏽 (@FatiTheDream) profile picture#uncuffable, MBA 👸🏽
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You either Dominican or Republican
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You’re on a planet where octopuses have three hearts, trees communicate through fungal networks, birds migrate across continents, coral reefs teem with life, and tiny bees help feed the world. Don’t forget to stop and appreciate how beautiful the Earth is.
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Chandelier 🪩 Curren$y (2012)
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Sometimes i randomly yell out “zagazow ziggi zao zaga zow” like Beanie Man
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The whole city need a drug test
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Ron Artest III as his Dad during the Malice at the Palace for Halloween🤣
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That’s Tony Yayo
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Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways. Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green. x.com/mgkcentral/sta…
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