MoCo Metal Detecting

Hey guys and gals, only 4 days left and we’re $565 short of our goals! If you can, please help spread the word and help our music program. #GiveIfYouCan #Donate #Retweet #ShareIfYouCare #MarchOn wefund4u.com/fundraiser/jame…

Hey guys, my Marching Band is doing a #fundraiser to try and pay off the remainder of our uniforms and get some drums! Please consider checking it out! If you can't afford to donate, that's totally fine! You can still help by retweeting! 🎺🥁🎷 wefund4u.com/fundraiser/jame…

Got this back in my change from a soda machine 🤙🏼

Guys...in all seriousness...it’s 2020. Read 👏🏼 The 👏🏼 Date 👏🏼 Before 👏🏼 You 👏🏼 Share 👏🏼 Any 👏🏼 Article. 👏🏼 Legitimately saw someone share an article about microchips being approved by FDA, everyone was all up in arms, and it was written in 2004...16 years ago!

Got myself a project to work on while in the midst of this pandemic, to keep myself busy. It’s a 1992 #Ford #Ranger Sport. I’ve already learned more than I knew when I started, like how to change door lock cylinder...and relearning how to drive a 5-Speed 😂

Hey guys, my lovely wife @CourtneyBeth243 has started an online vintage clothing shop on both #Instagram and #Depop! If you’re interested in vintage/sustainable fashion, or just straight up nostalgia, head over and show her some love! 🤙🏼

When you realize that “GG” is just the gamer version of “Yee Yee”

Just realized #pewdiepie did it! •Minecraft Revival ✔️ •Marries the love of his life ✔️ •Hits #100MILLION ✔️👏🏼😭 #Congratulations #IncredibleJob 🎉

When you realize that @scvanguard is lowkey metal detecting the fields for loose change to fund their tour...

So ready for this! @Bluecoats #NumberNine #NightBEAT

So, last night I realized that “God’s Country” by @blakeshelton had just the right amount of syllables to instead be about the food served at @ChickfilA...I now present to you a parody of his song that I wrote and lovingly call, “God’s Chicken”

Hey guys, wanna know a fun fact about America? According to the @HISTORY channel, Napoleon’s...uh, how do I put this...genitals, are located in New Jersey...so...

The amount of bureaucracy at the @WVDMV is absurd...I tried to call my insurance company to remove a car from my policy and am unable to because I must first deactivate or turn in my license plate before such an action can take place. Otherwise, I could face a $500 fine...wut?