Dezzles (@Dezzles) header
Dezzles (@Dezzles) profile picture

(He/Him) Actually caught em all. Not very good at being Australian...God of Root Vegetable Mobility!? Lacks self preservation https://xitter.gq/t.co/ikDRxeQNmY

Joined October 2009
Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)Photo by Dezzles (@Dezzles)
Well of course, you can't very well destroy the universe without scones
1
1
4
Found the Mumbo Taco @ThatMumboJumbo
24
Because I could not stop for Death — He kindly stopped for me 🪶 @hartgracesarah returns as Emily Dickinson in Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Musical, now funding on Kickstarter! 🐦‍⬛🔪🎶 📸: @wjstrobelight kickstarter.com/projects/shi… #emilydickinson #poepartymusical
5
10
6
47
1,484
I've been trying to see this band live so long that they no longer have a pianist, let alone the one that got me interested in them in the first place
1
31
@Larawithabird I blame you somehow lol
1
34
Wow, I feel like @Twitch is just aggressively trying to make their android app WORSE
41
Was rewatching the Bingo episode of @GameChangerSam and made this based on an interaction between @BrennanLM and @ChestangRaphael
73
But like, @HoytsAustralia Lux is getting objectively worse, right? It's not just me?
1
33
I still can't find on the website where it says the complementary soft drink MUST be Pepsi Max, and as someone who cannot stomach anything cola based it's not great that you don't discover this until you're at the venue
29
FAQ: What’s a @KevlinHenney? "Software runs the world. This is something we are more likely to notice when it goes wrong — and particularly when it all goes wrong, as it did on Friday 0x13th." kevlinhenney.medium.com/faq-…
3
6
1
21
2,502
Yay for @SamsungAU telling me that my Z Flip 6 won't ship until late September and nobody being able to explain why 😒😒😒
1
48
I'm once again plotting a trip to Prince Edward Island In this particular instance I blame @mkwiles
124
I like to think there's at least one developer at Twitter with a branch they maintain that will just turn X back into Twitter
1
39
One of these days I'll learn to just not fly @JetstarAirways
69
Me: flailing in the general area of correct while obsessing about elbows
34
Me friends: ugh why are you so obsessed with Christmas? Also my friends: *currently singing a Christmas medley at the bar*
1
40
My understanding is that half the time @iambutabookworm makes no sense and the other half is horrifying me, specifically
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
63
Does anyone know where I'm supposed to go now that GG EZ closed down? I've not been to Melbourne in WAY too long @RubeePlays
71