DickWizardry

You can't outwork Dick. Time to get ready for the next season as the 2 year vet. That's wo years, 3 pro bowl selections by the way. Next up. Playoffs. Without bandwagon hopping to an already built contender. #WhatCanBrownDoToRunOutOnYou

It's happening. It's happening. It's fucking happening. Cooter Bigsby. YKW.

This loss to the Liberty hurts. Such a big opportunity and your boy blew it. Limp Dick all day. This loss is on me and only me. I have to be better.

Parades? Really? Who asks these dumb fuck questions in week two of the season? Where does these networks get their reporters bro?

All right NSFL. Time to get Dicked once again!

Hell of a draft. Your boy is READY! Let's get this season started right. Team BBQ at my place. We gotta break in my heated outdoor patio and grill. Rookies not just welcomed...rookies ENCOURAGED. #WrathsNeverFreeze

Yes, I'm aware the team's press release listed my name under a player who was clearly not me. Stuff happens people.

Can't wait to my my new teammates. I've got a heated spa in my house and a guy who makes poutine. Let's get it.

I know they're it rivals and all but kudos to @Colorado_Yeti for pulling some big Dick moves. Damn.

Off-season? Sure. I guess. I lounged for a few hours this morning. Then I got to work. Next season started when I walked through the tunnel.

If you can't get down with some adorable ass penguins I don't want your negativity bro.

There are two kinds of people. Those who vote me rookie of the year and those who shouldn't be trusted to make decisions. #WeaponXXX

Finished the outdoor patio behind my house! Looks great. Firepit, bar, great views. Gonna invite the team over.

Just out here making sure my coach can tell his rivals "My Dick is bigger than yours"

Bring in the Otters. Bring on the Sabercats. Bring on the challenges. #WraithsNeverFreeze

Aksel in Nola and Oakes in Baltimore. Today is weird.

Running back meetings? There. Receiver meetings? Damn right. Return team meetings? I sit behind the blockers to put me in the right mindset. Watching film with Applehort? I brought the snacks. About to BE this offense. Weapon XXX in the building.

Some dumb fuck on the street just asked me what I'm gonna do when "the female" on San Jose tries to tackle me. His words. Bro. Really? I'm gonna put her on her ass. The fuck bro. Ya think she's not out to put my lights out cuz vagina? The fuck is wrong with people?

What do you mean THIS is spring? Holy hell. Nice bars though. I'm working on it Yellowknife.

I need one of those heaters they have on restaurant patios but above my head. Your boy is fucking cold but Im here YKW.