Putin's reply likely to contain 'We visited Salisbury for the cathedral' levels of honesty.
Trump thinks Quaid is the bloke from Total Recall 🧠
🚨BREAKING: Legendary actor Dennis Quaid is sitting next to President Trump on Air Force One.
Trump owns the culture.
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An important omission from Sir Jim Ratcliffe's "9 million people on benefits" quote is that a third of them are in low-paid work, supplemented by the state. Who's not paying their staff a decent wage, I wonder? Could it be the billionaires like SJR, by any chance? Very likely.
It's great to see all those fellas who ask "wHen IS inTerNatiONal MeNS daY?" on International Women's Day really taking the opportunity today to celebrate the role of men and their positive value... Oh, it looks like they didn't care about International Men's Day after all 🙄
Not bad, double the attendance of the 'Game to Watch' in the @SouthernLeague1 Premier Central 😉 at @BedfordTown – at Wellington, England
22 March Top @nonleaguedayuk Crowds Step 3 @SouthernLeague1 Premier Central
1698 @KTFCOfficial v @telfordutd
1584 @halesowentownfc v @OFCLTRAWLERBOYS
1012 @SportingFC v @BanburyUnitedFC
858 @BedfordTown v @StamfordAFC1896
758 @StratfordTownFC v @Biggleswade1874
Looking forward to the Superbowl this evening, not because I'll be watching it, but because I'll be glad once it's over. I'd have more interest if it hadn't been hyped beyond belief, but I'm truly bored shitless hearing about Kendrick Lamar and whether Travis Kelce will propose.
Shouldn't Jürgen Klopp be presenting cans of @RedBullUK?
🍾 | MAN OF THE MATCH
Yesterday’s Three Moorhens Man of the Match was @_riodeall
Rio is sponsored by The Plume of Feathers Ickleford
Kind of intriguing to see some @Everton fans lauding the new owners for showing no sentiment and sacking Dyche, only to see the owners then go for a hugely sentimental choice of new gaffer by trying to bring back David Moyes. 🤷🏻
a) It's in UCH London hospitals only.
b) It's an initiative to try and reduce hospital admission chiefly amongst opiate users who often go into withdrawal waiting for appointments.
12 clients - this isn't the reason your wait in A&E is so long.
youtu.be/ZgXNVA9ngx8?si=ACsg… – at West Midlands, England


















