Homo Sacer. Wizards optimist.

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2024
Going to church dressed like KillaTrav
Social media influencer shares 'a day in the life' of serving at her church, with an emphasis on perks in the green room.
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Haven’t smoked in the last few months but the paranoia was half the appeal for me ngl id be lying in bed and then bolt up suddenly when the apartment upstairs would creek too loudly
Do people who smoke weed regularly just persevere to get past the part where it makes you feel like youre being watched by unknown entities and that you have a balloon for a brain or does that just not happen to them
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boil 1,000 flies in milk to create fly milk
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James Joyce - Ulysses
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Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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うふふ💗 #Darkstalkers #Morrigan
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Evil
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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Beastlogs: the beast hoards his toys like the greedy bastard he is
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I've been putting spiders I find around the house into my basement and now I'm scared to go down there because I realized I started Spider City
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Today is National Black Cat Day.
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My uncle worked at Circuit city before they shut down and he was telling the whole block to buy TVs and Playstations and to put them on credit so when they went bankrupt they didnt have to pay
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October 26, 1982
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hold this for me
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the fuck is this
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#Ravens first-round guard Vega Ioane, one of the NFL’s best rookies this season, suffered an MCL sprain against the #Bengals, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. It’s considered to be a short-term injury, though he will miss a little time.
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We visited Tite Kubo (@tite_official), the iconic manga creator behind 'BLEACH,' in his Tokyo studio for Hypebeast Magazine Issue 38: The Juice Issue. Read the full interview here: hypebeast.com/2026/10/tite-k… Order 'The Juice Issue' on HBX here: hbx.com/search?q=kubo
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We didn’t have a bowl when I was a kid but we did have a bucket and after a while just looking at the bucket would make me gag lol
white ppl live a completely different reality
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