blocked by putz today... please send support I'm going through a hard time rn

After 600 hours of fun and 7000 hours of Splatoon my 2017 Switch has finally passed on to a better place.🕊️ I am truly sorry for subjecting you to Super Mario Odyssey 10 years ago and though I know I can never be forgiven for this I will always have a place in my heart for you

When are they going to put games on the Switch 2?

On the whole I cannot recommend living alone enough, but you do have to try not to think about the fact that if you choke on something while eating even once, that's it.

I like how in Evangelion they explicitly make a point of showing how the cockpit fills up with liquid, and then clearly completely forget about that detail after like the 3rd episode.

What do you mean? We've already had the Toy Story 5 trailer for some time now.

If I was in Super Smash Bros Brawl I would hope the quote that comes out of the Wiimote when you select me would be cool, but it would probably actually be lame and unfunny and nobody would want to play as me.

I would not accept treatment from Dr. House because I do not like how he treats his patients.

I feel really bad for Toby Fox because he has to deal with people impersonating him, and he can't even DM them to tell them to stop without it getting posted for clout on Twitter. And then it gets regurgitated again every year for even more clout. I'd cancel Deltarune.

No

You can find YouTube channels for anything nowadays

I want to issue a formal apology to Nogami for the 5 frame machine nerf. It was not a good balancing decision but it was the catalyst for me to begin hating the game enough to finally quit for good, and a week after I did that I got a job offer.

Sat through Geoff's slopfest for no Half Life 3 for the second year in a row

I hereby grant everyone permission to create ridiculous AI videos of me post-mortem. In fact, I encourage it.

I have to use Windows 11 for work but I frequently run a Windows 10 VM inside it for testing purposes. And it still manages to be more responsive and snappy than the literal operating system that is emulating it. That's how bad Windows 11 is.

This Twitter (or maybe iOS) bug has been going on for around a year and turns every video into a YTP every time it tries to replay more than once. It’s Elon’s only good addition to the site.

Call me a grinch all you want but I really really hate Christmas and dread it every year (The December one, I still love Christmas in July of course)