I had a memory resurfacing dream about being stuffed into a two-door car with a bunch of Mexican girls
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You have to hate children to want to be a teacher. They KNOW kids are more retarded than they’ve ever been. Imagine hating kids and every day they give you more reasons to hate them for FREE. You just get to march your fat evil ass into work and start screaming at your enemies.
You will remember me when it comes out that Brandon Buckingham was getting run thru by all those homo thugs he keeps involving himself with
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I’ve had so much Indian oversaturation that I forgot Vivek was the one who pulled his feet out on TV
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The best part of Halloween in sf was that instead of waiting in line behind a group of Asians trying to loudly one-up each other about their jobs, i was waiting in line behind a group of Latinas talking about “Spiders have eight legs, bro 😳”
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Sam Hyde’s Coast to Coast bootleg doesn’t work bc he doesn’t have Art Bell’s earnest fraidy-cattery. He will never be SPOOKED or SPINE-TINGLED. He listens to the scary stories but you can’t imagine him in his dark spooky ham shack, biting his nails.
The older i get the more i look back on girls i knew who accidentally got pregnant and think how tf did you do that on accident
Accidentally bought a pair of genuine leather assless chaps for myself and I’m afraid it goes terribly hard
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