Quoted
“Arguing on the internet is like playing real tennis: even if you win, you’re still a twat”.
Marina Hyde
Alex Davies retweeted
Replying to @godblesstoto
I've never found Margolis entertaining on any level, but that is hall of fame stuff. I think the genius was making people think the first insult was the gag, but really it was only the set up for the killer punchline.
Alex Davies retweeted
Have to admit that I was floored by news that the recent stabbing rampage against London Jews was carried out by a Somali jihadist named “Essa Suleiman.”
This is not what smash Netflix series Adolescence prepared me for
Alex Davies retweeted
John and Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system. (1969)
Alex Davies retweeted
Fascinating letter in @Telegraph from Airey Neave’s family today.
Perhaps this lead to what the Government must surely have been hoping to avoid, a case of unintended consequences? Let’s hope so. The government’s dreadful, vindictive, one-sided, terrorist rewarding, victim blaming and history-rewriting bill may actually come back to bite them if it allows, thorough the courts, for Neave’s killers and many other murderers like them to finally face justice. @williams_rje
Alex Davies retweeted
The victoria line is hot because of the mechanical demon that lives in its tunnels. The train screams because its afraid of what lives at the end of the line
Alex Davies retweeted
How on earth do the BBC know the scores already?!
Rugby is fixed and this is the proof.
Alex Davies retweeted
Sorry to bother you in the middle of your Tuesday, but the polymarket for a nuke detonating before June 30th is at 17%
This market is full of shameless insiders, so watch for the massive spike.
@Tesco there is a scam account called @TESCO_HelpDM which is contacting anyone who complains to you




























