Joined March 2009
Quoted “Arguing on the internet is like playing real tennis: even if you win, you’re still a twat”. Marina Hyde
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Replying to @godblesstoto
I've never found Margolis entertaining on any level, but that is hall of fame stuff. I think the genius was making people think the first insult was the gag, but really it was only the set up for the killer punchline.
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There is some low hanging fruit for the Shetland tourist board…
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Ben MacIntyre’s Colditz book is brilliant throughout, but this is the best part…
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I thought he peaked at Raoul Moat but apparently life in the old dog yet
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One of the all time greats
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Have to admit that I was floored by news that the recent stabbing rampage against London Jews was carried out by a Somali jihadist named “Essa Suleiman.” This is not what smash Netflix series Adolescence prepared me for
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John and Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system. (1969)
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Fascinating letter in @Telegraph from Airey Neave’s family today. Perhaps this lead to what the Government must surely have been hoping to avoid, a case of unintended consequences? Let’s hope so. The government’s dreadful, vindictive, one-sided, terrorist rewarding, victim blaming and history-rewriting bill may actually come back to bite them if it allows, thorough the courts, for Neave’s killers and many other murderers like them to finally face justice. @williams_rje
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Alex Davies retweeted
A Twitter classic...
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The victoria line is hot because of the mechanical demon that lives in its tunnels. The train screams because its afraid of what lives at the end of the line
What's a niche fact about London transport that not many people know? 🤔
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How on earth do the BBC know the scores already?! Rugby is fixed and this is the proof.
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Sorry to bother you in the middle of your Tuesday, but the polymarket for a nuke detonating before June 30th is at 17% This market is full of shameless insiders, so watch for the massive spike.
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Replying to @Tesco
@Tesco watching your staff at Southfields London laugh as shoplifters help themselves and walk out unchallenged. I understand not putting themselves in danger but treating it as a joke?
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@Tesco there is a scam account called @TESCO_HelpDM which is contacting anyone who complains to you
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William Morton, the father of anaesthesia, first experimented on himself but kept falling asleep before he could describe the results.
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