formerly @voiceofcal R.I.P. @voiceofrita No small talk. I want to talk about the meaning of life. I'm here to expand my mind. Enemy of the state ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
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Calvin Barnes retweeted
You can blame misogyny on King Josiah. Before him, Yahweh had a female companion Asherah.
In 622 B.C. he claimed to have found a new book called Deuteronomy, which became the law. They had to destroy all mentions of Asherah and focus on a single God. This started monotheism.
Calvin Barnes retweeted
My daughter talked me off a ledge. That kid is magic โค
Look what she sent me. I'm not crying, you are.
Calvin Barnes retweeted
That's gotta sting when you see your husband trying to cheat on you and getting rejected.
Nobody else wants to fuck him either ๐คฃ
Calvin Barnes retweeted
Please you guys?
Calvin Barnes retweeted
Did I ever tell you about the time I reached out to a guy I was mean to when we were kids to apologize to him, because as a healed adult I felt bad about being a bit of a bully. And he was like oh hey it's cool, I forgive you, but can I ask for a favor?...
Calvin Barnes retweeted
ik I was only gone a week but when I post a pic tn can you guys act like I was gone a million years and youโve been begging for the day I post ass again? pwease?
Calvin Barnes retweeted
I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my ๐ profile.
Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
Calvin Barnes retweeted
Rebuild trust? I've lost almost 10 pounds in 2 weeks. Thank you Taco Bell.
Best pandemic ever ๐คฃ
Calvin Barnes retweeted
The Book of Exodus is allegorical for the changing age. The Age of Taurus ended, the Age of Aries began.
They stopped worshipping bulls (golden calf) and began Passover (lamb's blood, ram's horn)
The Age of Aries changed to the Age of Pisces with The New Testament - continued
Calvin Barnes retweeted
Iโd eat a full meal of something Iโm allergic to just so my throat is extra tight for you
Calvin Barnes retweeted
Part of it is biology.
Sex has pretty much a 100% success rate with men. We get laid, it feels good, happy days.
It's a gamble with women. He might last 10 seconds, he might not care if she gets off, he might disrespect her after.
Calvin Barnes retweeted
1/2 + 7 is the youngest you should date.
Your age minus 7 * 2 is the oldest you should date.
It's 100% accurate. Do the math.
