@Distortir

larper I think you'll have to see for yourself @Distoretir

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Joined November 2025
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it's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out. it's fairs.
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eliina🦌@girl_cocks7h
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has successfully slain a SECOND WITHER and has granted the people of New York jump boost and regeneration.
Democrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverOct 26
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani releases 40,000 more 9/11 records that NYC kept hidden for 25 years.
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#CoworkerWednesday
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this lineup is crazy bruh
Distortir
@DistortirOct 28
my favorite thing about part 9 is that Rohan is just there
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Movie theater employees
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates5h
Based on early ticket presales, the release of ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ and ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ is shaping up to become the biggest moviegoing weekend in film history.
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America needs a cultural revolution to crush the evangelical movement
bella of #fluggetwt@bella_b_2004Oct 27
this is genuinely so sad.
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This circle never ends
ilywael@xtalcastleOct 27
HIS SHIT IS TINY LMAOOOOOOOOO
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Drew ꗞ@GoodNightDrew5h
couldn’t use the CGI to make more constructs cuz they were too busy constructing rural Nebraska 😭
CG Channel@theCGchannelOct 27
Discover how CoSA VFX transformed Los Angeles into Rushville, Nebraska in its breakdown of its invisible effects for DC Universe superhero series Lanterns More info and full video: cgchannel.com/2026/10/check-… #VFX #VFXbreakdown #CoSAVFX
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claood🎃@CaptainClaood13h
I can pee all of these colors. not impressive.
ThisisChris999@RealThisisChrisOct 27
Minecraft really upped their game when it comes to colored bricks this year
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Replying to @Distortir
w piss
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I wish this was true
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Nigga look like a bisexual shrimp
Ezzy
@ezzyskiiOct 27
Time for hot boi summer 😼
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QRM⭐️@nooseparty20h
starting an argument by cropdusting...
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hi
DRT || COMMS CLOSED@brandomDRTSep 26
#deltarune
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Imagine being so mind-rotten from modernity that you use shoe boxes as wall decor
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Distortir
@DistortirSep 8
Replying to @saltshaken
START putting vietnamese lesbian bondage strap porn on my timeline
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"it's not ebk"
Primaeva@ProdPrimaevaOct 27
pweeease💢 💢 shtaap it😵‍💫 💕 ~shtap thrusting that big cock in mee💕 💢 its not ebk💢
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dingle@fortnitebussy1Oct 27
tim sweeney becoming massively vocally pro-AI and then one piece immediately appears in the shop
Shiina
@ShiinaBROct 27
ZORO, NAMI, USOPP FORTNITE SKINS
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