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a guy who drinks and knows tech things

Joined October 2012
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I love these "you can't park there" videos 😂
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been building a provably fair way to distribute the final 16 legendary charts from @chartsbyjvmi open-sourcing the mechanism — repo below 👇
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Snapshot in ~ 2 weeks
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We are launching THIS MONTH on @soneium! 🔥Drop your wallet below for a chance to win an NFT when we go live! 🏆 Follow @Chibieum 💿
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I’d love to stand here and tell the American people “we can cut your taxes and increase spending and everything will be fine.” But I can’t because I’m here to deliver a dose of reality about the ticking debt bomb known as the “Big Beautiful Bill.”
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Hey @figma? Go fuck yourself.
figma says we can't use the word "dev mode" in lovable 😄
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Inflation explained … on monkeys
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Vibe Startup 🤝
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What’s stopping Web2 users from entering DeFi? Tech? Messaging? Something deeper? Join us with guests from @Alchemy and @Truemarketsorg as we stage a UX intervention. 🗓️ April 3 ⏰ 6 PM UTC
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Every Rekt Ink sale this week charted by price.
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How bullish are you?
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GM 🥋
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binge scrolling
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Our NFTs have consistently sold for over .01Eth when we're not even on Opensea yet 🤔 Makes you think!
Rekt Ink #2315 Just sold for 0.0125 eth!
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we're back
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introducing charts 📊 dropping on @base • 3/21
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What it feels like to hold #Bitcoin
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WOW! 💥 THIS ONE GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS 😮‍💨 WE TRULY LIVE IN A SIMULATION 🎭 #XRP
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