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Joined July 2018
The editor did a great job of putting all of my MVP index articles together so you can check them all out easily. MVP is a weekly tool that chases what matters most in #FantasyFootball
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Congrats @hulu ever since you sent me that notice of the rate changes your service has gone downhill quickly. At least I have time to shop for my replacement.
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Someone really screwed up
Could have been worse. 480’ tv tower came down near Danville, Illinois after guy wire was hit. WAND-TV, Decatur, lost a translator tower that boosted its signal along the state line. It’ll be a little fuzzy there now for Channel 17. @wandtvnews pics.
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Social Security is a Ponzi scheme. Bernie Madoff went to jail for spending investors' money instead of investing it. But that's exactly what our government does with our Social Security payments! How the public is misled:
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Snow forecasts like any forecast is always a range of logical outcomes
With Super El Niño on the way, here's my OFFICIAL snowfall forecast for the 2026-2027 Winter! ❄️ ☃️
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That would be an interesting fit
That “Josh Downs traded to the Kansas City Chiefs” alert gonna hit so hard
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There is nothing wrong with getting paid for all the work you do in the fantasy football space
I’ve had some pushback on putting a portion of my content behind a paywall, so I wanted to give some context. All of my rankings are free to view every Sunday, and roughly 80% of my content is free as well during the week. Even in this article, you can read most of it and see my top 12 rankings without paying. I put hours into researching, writing, and providing insight each week. I’m not doing this to get rich, but charging for some of that work helps me justify the time I spend away from my family. I charge $8 a month and try to provide the best content and service I can as an independent analyst. I understand that paying for fantasy content isn’t in everyone’s budget. That’s a big reason I keep so much available for free. If you play in one league, I wouldn’t suggest paying just for my rankings. Between what I share and other free resources, you can find plenty of help. If you’re in multiple leagues, I think there’s a lot of value in what I provide. There’s also a free trial if you’d like to see whether it’s for you. Either way, I appreciate everyone who reads, shares, or supports my work. Thank you!
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Heading into Sunday for 7th straight week one of my Dynasty Teams was given less than a 40% chance to win and for 7th straight week I won by over 25 points. I failed to meet my projection by 18 points but my opponent was over 50 points less than projected. 4th highest for week
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Another sign that the end of the world is near, Kyle Pitts scoring double digit PPR points 3 weeks in a row is another sign the end is near
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Nothing beats short sample data studies in fantasy football
Keon Coleman is averaging 17.2 PPR PPG in even-numbered weeks. Welcome to week 8! 🚀😉
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That’s the one that was sloppy I’m sure the system gets attacked all the time
BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4imQyUu
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This is the kind of abuse of the state budget that needs to be fixed before another dollar of tax increase is imposed. I also ask for someone to review SNAP purchases at grocery stores. The abuse of that system is outrageous too.
The head of HR for DCFS illegally gave out $1.4 million in extra pay to favored employees, including $52k to herself. It is likely more. Records were only reviewed going back to 2020, and the employee admitted this practice has existed long before she was hired. Employees got 5% to 25% of their salaries for work that wasn't outside the scope of their regular duties. Some for years. And it wasn't approved by CMS or recorded. The kicker? The investigation concluded in May, and we're just now hearing about it nearly six months later because of deficiencies in our ethics oversight system. Enough of this. We need to fix DCFS. We need to overhaul our ethics oversight. We have plans to do both (and we're the only ones talking about either topic).
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Who won money on Polymarket betting on this establishment closing?
BREAKING: COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar, Last Ditch, announces it is shutting down effective immediately.
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History could have been so much different
"𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘛𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮: 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘴? 𝘊𝘰𝘴 𝘐’𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴." - 𝗣𝗵𝗶𝗹 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀
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Not my first choice of places to be stranded
Passengers on an ‘endless’ world cruise have been told to leave residential ship Villa Vie Odyssey with all their belongings in Cambodia after the company said it was 'unable to secure the fuel necessary to continue operations'.
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I like the way Jeff shows his portfolio of Fantasy Football and I might need to do this later this week
Each week, I’ll post my weekly results. As a fantasy analyst, I should be willing to share how I do, whether my results are good or not so good. WEEK 7 Fantasy Teams All Teams: 12-16 (102-94) Competing Teams: 12-11 (97-64) Dynasty: 6-7 (41-50) Competing Dynasty: 6-2 (36-20) *Rebuilding Dynasty: 0-5 (5-30) Redraft: 5-9 (57-41) Other: 1-0 (4-3) I'm heavily invested in Bills and Jaguars this season, so I expected this week to be brutal. It turned out not so bad. I had high hopes for a dynasty squad in an industry league after last season's disappointing finish, but injuries and, now, bad luck have led me to throw in the towel for 2026. Makai Lemon's meaningless catch in the final minute last night dropped me to 4-10 in that league, so Parliamentary Inquiry has joined Cutthroats 505 and Route 66ers as rebuilders. My still-competing dynasty squads had another solid week, and all but one are in playoff position at the halfway point. In redraft, I limped to a 5-9 record, with four of those wins belonging to two teams. I could've had one more had Darius Cooper gotten me 6.7 points (He got 2.7), but I no business being in that matchup; seven of my top nine draft picks were unavailable this week. Transparency: I moved a 4-10 dynasty team from competing to rebuilding. Game Picks Straight up: 7-7 (60-46-1) Vs spread: 2-6 (28-28) Best pick: ATL (+3.5) over SF straight up Worst pick: LV over LAR Not good, but at least I finally got a Thursday night game right. I went after come upsets this week, and generally picked the wrong ones. I had finally clawed my way into a tie for first in the Footballguys against-the-spread standings, only to blow it this week and fall 3 GB. My picks were made on Tuesday; three straight-up and two ATS would have changed to correct picks based on injury news from later in the week. Them's the breaks. Sports Betting No bets placed. None placed this season.
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When a team trades one of their best players and gets a haul in return for a player whose contract is expiring in MLB I never want to hear fans complain again. That’s a huge reason the Brewers are about to take the World Series this season!
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The average Illinois family pays nearly a quarter million dollars in property taxes in their lifetime. This is the highest in the Midwest...and the highest in the country, outside of the Northeast. The cost of living is too expensive in Illinois, and at the top of the list is property taxes. Yet instead of solving the problem, JB Pritzker just points fingers. We have a plan to lower property taxes in Illinois. In fact, we're the only campaign with a plan. Vote Independent for Governor and let's finally solve a problem the politicians have been talking about for decades.
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