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South London, England
Joined August 2011
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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The first player to score four goals in the first half of a Premier League match: Cole Palmer. 🥶
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Surrey are the first county to win three championships in a row since Yorkshire in 1966-1968
SURREY ARE THE VITALITY COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONS!
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After eleven years, it's time to update my London Underground concentric-circles-and-spokes map. Completely redrawn from centre to edges, it's so much better than before, and more geographically accurate than the official map.
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Now more than ever let's get behind & support these young people. We can all see what's happening & who's being set up to be the face of defeat. We are going to be gas lit with explanations & justifications, but those deciding who goes on the back pages know what they’re doing. Let's keep our energy focused on giving these players pure love & support throughout the tournament.
Saka came on the 65' minute. He only played 25 for minutes.
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Now that David Cameron has magically reappeared it’s time to enjoy this classic Danny Dyer moment.
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Should you need a smile, I offer a reminder that penguins, in the 18th-century, were known to sailors as ‘arsefeet’.
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Blur (one of the greatest bands ever) are back and are finally going to perform at Wembley Stadium in London for two legendary nights. @blurofficial #Blur #WembleyStadium @allontheboard
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An unscientific analysis of the (excellent) responses to the words and phrases you’d like to ban: 10. My bad 9. The ‘optics’ of something. 8. ‘So’ at the start of a sentence. 7. Let’s go offline. 6. Basically 5. I’m not gonna lie… 4. I wanted to reach out 3. ‘like’ as a filler 2. No disrespect, but… 1. Going forward
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Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
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Good luck to Surrey Member Harjot Sidhu! 🙏 Let us know how you go on the day. 👊
I will be walking 26.2 miles from Southall to @surreycricket and back again. Raising money for @NishkamSWAT in the process. More details + donation page here justgiving.com/fundraising/w…
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Get your Christmas shopping sorted early with an art print of your favourite #SouthLondon institution! Get 10% off with code: XMAS2019 #cruson #manzes #arments #pienandmash #shoplocal #shopsmall #shophappy #camberwell #beigelbake #london #christmas #christmassale #peckham
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Bought myself a little memento. etsy.com/uk/listing/69370461…
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Yay lovely mention from @camberwellblog I'm new to Twitter so this was lovely 😍
Bought myself a little memento. etsy.com/uk/listing/69370461…
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Hard to pick one track but London Loves is certainly one of my favourite tracks too!
Major anniversary time!!!!! 25 years ago today Blur released the brilliant Parklife album. A massive moment in Britpop history. Favourite track? Mine is London Loves. Join the Parklife listening party on Friday night, see my pinned tweet for details. #parklife #parklife25
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You broke our hearts once but we still want to congratulate you on a superb career. All the best for the future. 👏🏅 @didierdrogba 🤝 #FCBayern #MiaSanMia
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Well Done @CurranSM , nice innings, some lovely 6’s 🏏 @surreycricket you must be proud of Sam
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I never understood what was so specific about an S Club party
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