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Despondent Brit abroad. Biochemist. Nerd. Cricket bore. Proud Remoaner πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

Ilkley, England
Joined October 2009
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He gets my vote.
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My interview with Liz Truss
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Political tip! Don't stand in front of a bluescreen if you're in the middle of crashing the country
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There should be an award for β€œbest question ever”, and @BBCLeeds’ Roma Ahmed should win it for this opener.
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2016: Oh no 2017: Maybe it won't happen 2018: We can still stop it 2019: Oh FFS 2020: Now what! 2021: Replace this awful liar 2022: OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY. Stop voting Tory.
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What an exceptionally beautiful thing this was. Thinking of the entire family at Balmoral πŸ˜”
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This is Brexit
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Jesus, would you look at the time.
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We visited The Ark Encounter in Kentucky where we β€œlearned” that Noah built the Ark when he was 600 years old and that he had dinosaurs on it.
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10 amazing websites that cost you nothing, but will save you hundreds of hours of your life:
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Near perfect Laurel & Hardy worthy 55seconds of physical business πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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β€˜Leave Means Leave…’ great headline Ted Young.
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We’ve decided that when Scotland gets its independence, we’re taking Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield and Newcastle with us 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Do you buy cathedral city cheese? Then give this a read. Just dropped from the environment agency. #riverpollution
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GREAT NEWS My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Boris Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @BorisJohnson so he can see how well we're doing. Thank you.
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Can't be said enough
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Ask for trees in your city 🌳
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It absolutely never fails.
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This article does not exist. This tweet does not exist. Both are fake, and the original tweeter has admitted this. truthorfiction.com/telegraph-mone…
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This shouldn't need saying again, but in view of today's media coverage of the NI Protocol, perhaps it does. The problems are *not* caused by the NI Protocol, but by this particular form of hard Brexit. 🧡 1/12
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