@Docquistador

☧ 🇺🇸 Sledge hammer on the neck.

Joined October 2022
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Never gets old
Docquistador
@Docquistador18 Oct 2025
Dude humor is listening to your buddy tell you he parks far away because he’s sick of people parking so close he can’t open his door. Then immediately park so close to him in his far away spot that he can’t open his door
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As dictator, plastic surgery will be classified as satanic worship & “surgeons” dealt with accordingly
Oli London
@OliLondonTV12h
Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence appears ‘unrecognizable’ on magazine cover while claiming to have only ever undergone one plastic surgery procedure. The ‘Hunger Games’ star has admitted to having a breast augmentation surgery and ‘baby botox’ while saying she wants to get a facelift in future to be a “sexy mom.” “I want to be a sexy mom. At drop-off, I want to look like a woman that has her s**t together even when I’ve just woken up and don’t have my s**t together.” Fans have speculated she has undergone more procedures after they branded her ‘unrecognizable’ during her appearance on the cover of ‘The Cut’ magazine.
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Just got off the phone with someone who knows stuff and things. He confirmed everyone is gay & retarded.
sonch
@soncharmOct 26
Just got off the phone with someone in the know. Confirmed that stuff’s about to go down
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Have not seen much success with this dating style as of late but will keep trying.
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Docquistador retweeted
Jesse Cinco
@_JesseCincoOct 26
RANDOM PERSON AT A DINNER PARTY: I AM JUST SO HAPPY THE SUMMER HEATWAVE IS OVER, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? ME: I'M WORRIED THE NEXT GREAT SATANIC DECEPTION IS THE ASTROTURFING OF DEMONS AS "ALIENS". THE RESULTING CONFUSION OF THAT EVIL VEILED AS GOOD MIGHT SUPPLANT THE BOOMER HOLY WAR AS OUR FOUNDING MYTHOLOGY AND DRIVE US DEEPER INTO OUR COLLECTIVE, SUBCONSCIOUS PSYCHOSIS
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Top 3 gayest things you can do as a dude is bite your nails. Go smoke cigs or chew on some toothpicks like a man
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Rounder nose helicopters > Pointy nose helicopters
S.
@kaajukatleeOct 26
Hey @grok, remove the helicopter that is the safest in a crash.
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6:33am and my day already ruined because of the internet.
EvstPalaiologos@EvstPalaiologosOct 25
Ένα ακόμα κάστρο έχει αλωθεί...
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Every man has his Helen. Just don’t let your Troy be state secret for her super lib blog with 179 subscribers.
New York Post
@nypostOct 25
CIA contractor leaked secrets to lefty journo girlfriend's obscure blog, feds say - now he faces 10 years in prison trib.al/T7mtQ88
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Gun stuff today
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Please Share! Last Hoodie of The Year and it has our new location on it. Honoring Eunice Stocking. A true American Hero. stockingmillcoffee.com/produ…
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Seems a little early for Nog wars to start back up There should be a 2 week armistice to focus on other culinary degenerates like boneless wing enjoyers.
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No white girl pop music today. 6 miles of plotting & scheming while basking in my wildest delusions.
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Yeah so anyway Boomers support taxing you more so they can keep social security going just long enough to get what they put into it
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 25
The American dream just got three times more expensive. per WSJ. 10 years ago: Mortgage rate: 3.4% Median home price: $235,000 Monthly payment: about $830 Today: Mortgage rate: 7.4% Median home price: $418,000 Monthly payment: about $2,300 Home prices are up 78%.
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Sometimes I search “jajajaja” to see what spanish twitter is laughing about
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Yup, right out of the manual. Great work fellas.
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No one: Dudes who work at PNC bank and watched the DJ Shipley episode of Shawn Ryan: (they own one Glock 43x and have never changed a tire)
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Magpul DAKA grid is pretty nifty. Definitely worth it.
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This is how I’d be spending my Saturday if I had a donkey
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Docquistador retweeted
AGAVE
@agave_reduxOct 24
Replying to @Docquistador
Our shirts are designed to be worn pantless
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About to run 7 miles with this on repeat, by the way.
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