Protein shakes and Playstation. Laughing at funerals. Animal lover, fast cars, ingesting food, and anything horror 🔪🩸
Philly, PA ✈️ Taipei, Taiwan
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A colleague just told me that a new Nordstrom Rack opened locally and I’m very excited!
Since it’s only less than 10 min. from my gym, I think I will give it a go tonight before I hit the gym.
Let’s see what kind of deals I can find.
It’s like an upscale TJ Maxx! 👍
Chimps are known for their disdain of getting wet.
So, for this one to wade in the water just to hug the former caretaker, it demonstrates the chimp’s affection for the gentleman.
Caretaker must have truly lived up to his title.
What is with all these idiots proclaiming that they are NOT buying this or that?!
All this histrionics for what?? Who’s theIr intended target?
Why would any of us care?
😂😂😭WTF
Oh god, that troll looking mf, Steven Miller is the new Whitehouse press secretary!!
Christ, I gotta look at his ugly mug from now on……
My bare ass cheeks are more photogenic.
Honey badgers are like pests when it comes to elephants.
I gotta give them credit for resilience and toughness.
Mean little bastards haha
C’mon AT&T, when’s my preordered Duo shipping!!
Haven’t been this excited for a phone in over 5 years!
The Citibank shooter has got to be the dumbest motherfucker alive.
Paying $2500 or life/death sentence.
Idiot chose the latter.
🤦🏻♂️
I generally stay out of politics, but Newsome is a real pussy for commuting all death row inmates currently in Cali.
I’d be so fucking pissed if I was a relative of their victims’ loved ones.
😭😂 This is what I do. If I enjoy, I buy.
None of this shit is mutually exclusive.
Mfs are crazy.
Although I didn’t understand any words they said, I could still see that the woman was touched.
The look of despair turned into a smile along with holding back tears.
She reminded me of my nan…
One of the people that I miss the most.
Lots of things I can’t afford, but you don’t see me throwing a tantrum over it.
So many crybabies these days. Instead of thinking how to get your money up, they resort to slandering and just making shit up, shit that they even know it’s just not true.
😂😭
