Tireless in nest-feathering for our NHS. Named Britain's biggest grifter by Forbes. "Non-profit" beneficiary. I am a Doctor, but not doing anything useful.
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
๐จ Hereโs to another week of bamboo pen and shite artisan bag sales. Funded by you my faithful customers Ju x ๐ #everydoctor #everydildo #mugs #soyboys #jujujihadis
Reform? Labour? Darling, I have no idea. Iโm still trying to establish whether Bridgette Phillipsonโs hair is being styled, staged, or is currently seeking asylum xx ๐
Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Far right trolls are saying JuJu struggled to appear relevant with youth culture on TikTok ๐จ๐จ๐จ
And that it's only a matter of time before making a last stand on Rumble ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Far right trolls are saying JuJu has no means of scrutinising those who donate to her political activism and can offer no guarantee against bad actors.๐จ๐จ๐จ
JuJu was unavailable for comment due to swallowing a Pret ciabatta whole reading the comments ๐จ
As a prominent Doctor, I am often asked:
"Doctor, for whom will you be voting on May 7th?"
The simple answer is of course
"My bank account, darling" xx ๐
Jeremy, Darling...
If you ever felt inclined to remember us in your will, I promise weโd turn it into something loudly, chaotically, and unapologetically good.
Procurement? Darling, I once acquired a taxidermied peacock, three identical kettles, and a man named Clive in a single afternoon. No tender process. No oversight. Just vibes and an untraceable card. xx ๐๐
Iโve long believed in the power of procurement.
It can strengthen Britain's critical industrial resilience as part of what I call 'securonomics'.
And applying a new 'public interest test' for contracting decisions will strengthen our public services.
theguardian.com/business/202โฆ
Darling, no!
Kindly send large denomination notes of all kinds to yours truly instead. Phil has appalling taste.
Dr. Juju Patterson
53 Montpellier Villas
Cayman Islands
ยฃ2! Iโve seen loose change under a car seat with more commitment. Donโt tell me the purse only opens that far while the rest of the wallet is on a spa retreat. Absolute nonsense. If youโre going to give, GIVE. If not, at least donโt pretend youโve moved mountains with bus fare.
Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Far right trolls are saying JuJu deletes evidence of grifting upon completion of her holid... campaign crowd funders๐จ๐จ๐จ
This one has an innocent explanation. Everyone has deleted personal items from their Amazon order history, right? ๐๐๐ฎ๐
Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Cheap at twice the price!
Now there's an idea ๐๐๐
Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Well fuck me! She's at it again.
This woman has no shame. She gave up working in 2019 + has since been leaching off of the gullible on social media
This will take her close to ยฃ260,000 in crowdfunding alone. Remarkably fully backed by @crowdfunderuk
Who's making money?
SHE IS!
Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
But you aren't just a Doctor
You are SuperJu
.@JujuliaGrace
Challenge time! ๐๐๐
Simply click a link and buy now to feel morally superior for 3โ5 business days.
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Dr Julia Grift Patterson ๐ Parody #EveryExDoctor retweeted
Without your support, vital NHS services such as my kitchen extension and radiology or some sh!t will continue to suffer. Can I pwease make it to another 100 neurotics by the end of the week? I'll send each of you a doctor-themed piece of clingfilm ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
