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In my 20s, what most dudes only experience once at their bachelor party was just another Saturday for me. No offense, but your weekends were cool…mine were legendary
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This is how movie sex scenes are actually filmed. We’ve been fooled all along. 💀
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I want to get married so I can say:
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Stop blaming everyone for your problems,
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If the Thermometer uses Alcohol and still gives accurate readings,then no one should reject the opinions of a Drunkard.
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If you can't help your woman financially at least be her source of peace. You can't be broke and still lack manners at the same time
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The cruelest form of betrayal is making your partner feel paranoid, anxious, and crazy for accurately sensing what you were really doing behind their back.
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Bank Manager: “Your safe deposit box was accessed this morning.”
Customer: “That’s impossible. I haven’t been near this branch in almost four months.”
Bank Manager: “The system shows the box was opened at 9:14 a.m. The person presented the correct key, provided a valid government ID, and answered every verification question correctly.”
Customer: “Let me see the footage.”
The manager turned the monitor toward him. On the screen, a man in a dark jacket walked into the vault area, completed the checks without hesitation, opened the box, and left carrying a small black bag.
Customer: “I don’t recognize him. I’ve never seen that man in my life.”