@DolanDark

82 year old music critic, Minecraft entrepreneur, Hentai enthusiast, intelligent atheist and renowned archaeologist. 🪓🦆

 New Zealand
youtube.com/c/DolanDarker
Joined December 2011
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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The average Helldivers 2 experience
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youtu.be/b9rEs4uRWow also on helltube, pls like and subscribe for democracy

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Walter White in Helldivers 2. It had to be doneBreaking Bad has no...

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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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The average Elden Ring experience
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youtube.com/watch?v=D4F4eNvD… also up on youtube, pls like and subscrob

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Walter White in Elden Ringfort, nightBig thanks to eli_handle fo...

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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Why does the new Buzz Lightyear trailer look like a "this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot" image
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most liked reply within 24 hours will be my Twitter banner for a year
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My new plush is finally out! 🦆 Please don't cut a hole in it. Get one here: youtooz.com/products/dolan-d…
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Shout out to the guy who has been sending me song lyrics almost every day for five years. A hero
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A classic ratio
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This is the state of journalism in 2021
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I was in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, when I get double killed in bot lane. The guy who killed me then tells me his bra-less wife brought him a sandwich (he apparently didn't ask for) with chips So how is your day going?
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Just ordered the new Dream burger, wtf is this
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Release me from this Youtube ad hell
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