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Joined August 2013
16 year old Abdul and 9 year old Mamdani in 2001
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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My 10yo just did the wakanda pose and said “Abdulkanda forever”
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Mr. Fall Guy weather
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On Tuesday night America rejected scumbags like John Rocker
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Professional loser
The third time was, in fact, not the charm.
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Goodbye, Greg Abbott..
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In 2026 we killin everyone who’s not woke
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Reminder to cast your vote in person. Mail in ballots are for practice voting only
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For a second thought “Kafka’s baby” was a “schrodinger's cat” type thing
Dan Campbell: "That was more Kafka’s baby. Like most plays that come here, someone gets an idea and then you start massaging it. You slap it up against the wall, 'Hey, what about this?' and everybody kind of picks away at it a little bit ... But that one started with Kafka."
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Hat
NEW: We just spoke exclusively with Congresswoman Haley Stevens at a polling place in Birmingham Michigan as she came to cast her ballot for Republican Mike Rogers. She told us she’s here to vote with her mother and that she still believes Democrats will win the majority, “It's the people's day. And I told this to our next speaker of the house, Hakeem Jeffries: It's Majority Makers Day.” I asked if given the backlash she’s receiving from her Rogers endorsement, whether she feels it was worth it and she told me “Absolutely. Voting is always worth it, right?” @NewsNation
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What are we doing
WATCH: Multiple angles of the helicopter incident at the Seahawks/Bears game on Monday night.
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siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos
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These election day leftovers are about to go crazy
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Not enough ad space for fanduel and b2b saas software
This is how citizens in Changsha go jogging. Chinese people are truly living in the future.
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Gas tank on empty, phone at 2%, dick in questionable condition. But Lions 5-2 baby
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Every famous person is a zionist pervert
HEARTWARMING: When legendary rapper Jay-Z, Michael Rubin, and Meek Mill surprised New England #Patriots owner Robert Kraft with his DREAM Bentley for his 80th birthday. Despite being worth nearly 15 BILLION DOLLARS, Kraft was speechless and stunned. 🥹❤️
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That ball gonna be in the air at 4:25
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Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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Dazed and Confused is a baseball movie
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