Cal Jacobs. (Parody)

Cal Jacobs here. Read carefully because the contract's binding.👇 👉 Slightly AU portrayal. 👉Heavy mature and BDSM content. NO minors are allowed. 👉 Euphoria characters preferred but I'll plot with anyone. 👉 You'll address me as Sir. 👉 Males only. RT for attention.

"You have three seconds to get down to my feet or your arm's done."

"Glad you thought your input was needed. But it's not."

"In your wet dreams, boy."

"Simply a thriving and efficient workplace. I can tell you more about my methods soon."

"And I'm going to be the who control /you./."

"A 'Yes, Sir' is what I'm expecting and won't accept anything less." He crosses his arms.

"If that brings the right results, I don't see why not."

"I won't waste our time by answering that. But after you signed your contract, it's what I expect."

"Especially for you."

"It's Sir for you."

"It's discipline and order, in my view."

"We'll talk about that when you learn who owns your workplace now."

"That means you've been given an order, boy."

"Not if it's an order."

If I follow you, I expect you in my DMs.

||: I'm putting Cal on hiatus. Muse's not there. If you want to stay in touch, just DM.

"Yet you will throw a tantrum when I show up to drag you home."

"We will see if you still think that when you throw a tantrum in front of your friends soon."

"I didn't tell /you/, you just make it your business."

"You're a little shit."