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I steal tweets and do skin care

Manhattan, NY
Joined April 2010
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Always using Blackness as a shield against credible accusations of him being Israel’s bitch. Weak.
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries responds to DSA supporters who chanted "You're next!" at victory party "It was very interesting to me, as observed by others, that there was almost zero diversity in that crowd." Link: edition.cnn.com/2026/11/08/p…
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Kendrick Lamar’s “The Blacker the Berry” was used in Netflix’s new anime series BASS x MACHINA
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He’s not lying! I’ll die on this hill…the ONLY reason ppl like Ether is because of the shock value of hearing “Fvck Jay Z” on that beat. The actual “disses” was a bunch of elementary school name calling bs 😂
Chico Bean says JAY-Z’s “Takeover” is better than “Ether” by Nas 💯
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A Chrysler 300 look like a Bentley until a Bentley pull up
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Chico Bean says JAY-Z’s “Takeover” is better than “Ether” by Nas 💯
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"This is LaMelo Ball. He's basically a 6'7 Chris Paul who can shoot from the logo. He's currently making the Twolves look like the 2016 Warriors and turning Rudy fucking Gobert into a lob threat... the only problem is his tattoos are so cringe they turn pundits into David Duke"
Ric Bucher calls out LaMelo “He’s a whole circus wrapped up in one heavily tatted body” 😳 (h/t @SnapshotKyle )
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Yall gettin smoked by poorly edited photos from 2018
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This is so dumb it might work
“If he wants to pass Trumpcare-for-All, I'm ok with it.. Donald, if you're watching, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American." @AbdulElSayed to me today, lol. Full intv: zeteo.com/p/abdul-el-sayed-t…
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Why yall never get the ick from yall bds before you have a kid with em
A man not being able to get the bartender’s attention really is such an ick 😭😭
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lots of public pressure from the voters, they haven’t forgotten the last two years and the lack of fight from top level dems. makes sense why they’d demand change.
These numbers are going up, by the way: A Democratic House staffer told me their office got nearly 800 calls about Jeffries on Friday alone. Most of the staffers I'm talking to describe this as the most call volume they've ever experienced. axios.com/2026/11/06/jeffrie…
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Judging by Twitter - MAGA can’t get their heads around the fact that almost no one in this country likes what they’re doing. They’re so permanently online and in a right wing echo chamber that they have no idea what reality looks like.
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I’m sorry. You can’t just raise an entire generation on Captain Planet, the Magic Schoolbus, and Steve Irwin and expect us to be okay with destroying the world for data centers.
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The SINGLE BILL STRATEGY could actually make the Republican party EXTINCT…AND I’M HERE FOR IT!!!
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Kanye was funny as hell when he said “I felt like Bad Boys street team/I couldn’t work the Lox(locks)” 😂😂 he always got some hilarious slander in his raps
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Swizz Beats hate might not be “forced”, but it’s definitely sensationalized. He earned the success he has, the hits don’t lie. All of his beats didn’t age the best but pretending like he’s a talentless hack is crazy.
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a lot of y’all need to get over yourselves. l*na d*nham released a book like three months ago that implied that adam tried to cheat on his wife with her. this is a perfectly acceptable response.
Adam Driver is not returning for HBO's "Girls" revival 📺
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muscle composition is SO important
Candice Swanepoel's drastic body change before and after her Victoria's Secret era
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He truly is invincible right now. The right can’t land a hit on him because his messaging is airtight and he delivers on policy, and the left has had to mute their criticisms because the growth of the movement relies on his appeal. He sets the terms now. Everyone else follows.
"Get rid of borders?" "No." "Get rid of SCOTUS?" "No." "Get rid of jails?" "No." @ShannonBream fires off a series of questions to NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani about the Democratic Socialists of America, an organization he proudly says he belongs to. After Mamdani rejects all three proposals, Bream asks whether the DSA will kick him out. He answers "No" again, this time with laughter. Watch the full @FoxNewsSunday interview this Sunday at 2 P.M. ET on Fox News Channel.
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Ask all these Michael Jackson impersonators to do the “Off The Wall” era Micheal Jackson & watch how quiet it’ll get
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