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Joined August 2011
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I hate how this lil ass bird app is tryna get away from TWITTER bitch fuck X
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Cassie retweeted
just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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Stop asking, we don’t have GTA 6 leaks.
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This video is extremely disturbing to watch
On June 4, ten days before Mitch McConnell disappeared, he spent nearly 20-hour on the Senate floor frozen in place.
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Replying to @iamcardib
Don't ignore the signs. Please do a "The Nanny" themed music video, the people want it and you're the best person for it and it will be iconic.
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My friend told me today how her ex never helped clean the house so she told him she was getting a house cleaner and he paid for it every month for FOUR YEARS and the whole time it was just her cleaning it herself 💀💀
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I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having. He said, "Ask Kevin." I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle. I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES. Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man. I had not asked for a second man. The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves. They moved the sofa in eleven minutes. I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not. I asked what I owed them. Kevin said, "Buy the pizza." That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size. Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE. We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it. Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive." I still think about that. Three weeks later, Kevin texted me. "You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge." He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF. I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms. Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck. I said, "Yeah, I got a guy." I have a guy. I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me. He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size." I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.
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Whack @TouchTunes got rid of YG FDT
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Andrew Tate did it. He finally came out as gay. Happy Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈
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an oz of weed is officially cheaper than filling my gas tank.
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when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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Hate this app
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I know the Nicki Minaj rumors about Kenneth are true because she’s not on this app being shady towards Megan Thee Stallion after the Klay news. She knows her place 😭
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Yo @TouchTunes put @ogafroman Lemon pound cake on the juke box already!!
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if you don't love you don't deserve me at my me at my
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Better actor and that’s SO WILD but I’m honestly so surprised when I see his work like damn Edward Cullen really did that shit
i’m gonna say it. Robert Pattinson will get an Oscar before Timothee Chalamet
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I’d like to see the CEO of Intuit file his taxes through TurboTax without screaming at his computer
Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.
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I want to watch the Ticketmaster CEO try to buy concert tickets during a presale.
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Me af learning this info then I looked up practice bar questions 🥴
Fuck it I’m gonna take the bar and pass it before either of them I’m bored
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