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Joined August 2011
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It's not going to get views if they're eating normally. They gotta do outrageous stuff to get noticed out of the thousands that are making similar content
Ravinder Reddy (@MRavinderReddi) profile pictureRavinder Reddy
@MRavinderReddiOct 29
Why is it always vegetarians (I’m assuming NIs)? Why do these corporate vegetarians have such a scarcity mindset? Why do they need so much food for a desk job, and how can they be productive after eating so many carbs?
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I'm both responsible and a potential whore
feisty wife 🐤 (@khasidragkhasi) profile picturefeisty wife 🐤@khasidragkhasiOct 26
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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AI is afraid of bhai
Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) profile pictureSalman Khan
@BeingSalmanKhanOct 14
Howdy partner hee haw at 91 at 1 having one, baap baap hota hai, he is the real monster, hum sab ke baap mein hai dum Vande Mataram. Ek aur din nahi hota ek aur din kam hota hai, u guys get it? God’s been kind ..
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Image from Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)
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Image from Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan)
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Poor kid. Just born and the portfolio is already in red likely
Nithin Kamath (@Nithin0dha) profile pictureNithin Kamath
@Nithin0dhaOct 6
Our youngest customer is just 28 days old. The parents opened a Zerodha minor account, and a week later, they made the first investment.
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Gareeb insaan dream hi 9-5 paane ki kar pa raha hai
… (@thiskimani) profile picture…@thiskimaniSep 28
“Your 9-5 is not permanent, it’s supposed to fund your dream” Bro my 9-5 cannot fund my transport and rent conveniently, how is it supposed to fund my dream.
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When you make some sudden friends
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Consumerism ki aisi giraft main hun ki instagram par ads zyada ache lagte hain content se
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Birdwatching is a pretty great screen free hobby, and I got into it earlier this year thanks to the lovely folks at Xpdition Club. If you’re in Pune and don’t have plans this Saturday morning, consider signing up for this one. 🐦
Karteek (@hkarteek) profile pictureKarteek
@hkarteekSep 23
did a couple of mixers in BLR & BOM and now we're heading to Pune for a outdoorsy morning! I grew up going to this hilltop behind my school every week for years :') going this time with a naturalist who can actually tell me about the birds hahah DM if you want to join!
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Imagine queuing up at the apple store to buy the expensive phones and some guy on twitter calls you out for not looking wealthy enough and must be staff 😭😭
Rattan Dhillon (@ShivrattanDhil1) profile pictureRattan Dhillon
@ShivrattanDhil1Sep 18
Sorry, no offense, but I don’t think this crowd is made up of people all buying ₹3–4 lakh worth of phones. It looks more like staff, lining up on behalf of wealthier buyers so they can get the phone first and post it online before everyone else. As always, Apple knows how to create massive launch-day hype with these long queues! 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Acha hua line main lag kar kharid liya warna khatam ho jata
ANI (@ANI) profile pictureANI
@ANISep 18
#WATCH | Mumbai: Massive crowds gather outside the Apple Store in Mumbai as eager customers queue up ahead of the official sales launch of the iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max in India.
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Modi ji ke bday par chutti nahi declare kari. Kahin yeh govt anti-national toh nahi
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Instagram is now showing forwarded message on reels. Satark rahein saavdhan rahein.
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Foreign branch now open
RedboxGlobal India (@REDBOXINDIA) profile pictureRedboxGlobal India
@REDBOXINDIASep 14
FIRST-EVER GANGA AARTI HELD ON RIVER THAMES IN LONDON; THOUSANDS GATHER FOR CEREMONY OF LIGHT AND THANKSGIVING
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Why is the minister challenging an officer working under his own govt 🤔
🚨Indian Gems (@IndianGems_) profile picture🚨Indian Gems
@IndianGems_Sep 14
"I challenge Tukaram Munde to raid Haji Juice and Bade Miyan despite multiple complaints. His machismo seems limited to Hindu-owned outlet." — Nitish Rane, BJP Minister
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Got to completely ignore imdb ratings for Indian content specially things that have come out in the last decade
Archer (@poserarcher) profile pictureArcher
@poserarcherSep 12
How Does Dhamaal 4 have 7.1 imdb rating? It's one of those movies which would make hamshakals look good
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"remember when you used to lie to me, why can't you lie to me again 😓 "
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Yesterday one guy in office said "tata ka cafe" and that's probably the first time someone has referred to Starbucks like that.
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We need a better word than landlord for people renting out their little apartments. There is no land being lorded over.
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Wearing a phone on your wrist doesn't make it a watch
Bikiron (@24palettes) profile pictureBikiron
@24palettesSep 2
I m all in for preserving History but, The last time something revolutionary happened in the analog watch industry was when they put batteries instead of a spring. Today you can talk a person across the world using just gestures with your smart watch 🤷🏻‍♂️ Smartwatches don’t deserve the hate they get.
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The loyal guy looks like is loyal to drugs
Raven (@Ravenismeee) profile pictureRaven
@RavenismeeeAug 27
Is there even more I gotta say?
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