Restaurant Bitch

Let's replace "double the tax" with "give me enough money to walk the fuck out of this hell hole and never return"

I wonder how @realDonaldTrump tips.. I feel like it could really go either way..

But what if I actually did spit in your food.. jk..

Waitress Haiku: Oh, sugar packets Your kid makes me want to die Sticky salt shakers

New company policy, refills are conditionally free. I decide the conditions.

Did that bitch just ask for dressing on the side..

Never have I ever wanted to head butt someone as bad as when the 7 top of women ask for separate checks.

You ate your entire meal and then complained it was too cold.. Cool.

I straight smell like a Chinese restaurant. I don't work at a Chinese restaurant..

Oh, you're just here for dessert? Fucking Awesome.

Two women. Three women. Four women. Death.

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"It's really hotttt in heree" Yeah, because you won't shut the fuck up.

Just waking up #lifeofaserver

Me no want to work..

Uhh yeap that one IS vegetarian.

This job makes me hate humanity..

I'm not sure if my job title should be server or alcoholic..

If only I knew how much my table was going to tip me before I waited on them..

More make up does not mean more tips, honey.