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Instead of saying I produce standup comedy, I’m going to start telling people I work with the mentally ill
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That's really cool, but also we're all going to die of vibe-coded superviruses in the next few years
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when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid
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If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.
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Do marathon runners not shit their pants enough?
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President Trump’s second term is off to a GREAT start.
I’ll be introducing legislation ASAP to officially change the name of the Lake Ontario to its rightful name, Lake America! Let's make the Great Lakes great again!
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every company eventually becomes 11 people doing actual work and 64 people asking for updates
Unexpectedly quitting your job when you have a great boss who loves you but dislike the work feels like putting a puppy down
If you open a can of seltzer water for four days then leave it in a hot car it will taste indistinguishable from hot tea.
There are fewer serial killers today than ever before. People like to claim it’s DNA testing but I think it’s because cars don’t have trunks anymore









