Excited to be doing a little spot at The Keys Leisure Centre in Preston among a bunch of new(ish) talent, all under the command of my longtime showbiz friend Tina Del Twist. Free entry! And you can bowl while you're there! And they put my photo on the publicity!

Fages should start Lachie Neale as a sub again just for a laugh #AFLGF

Probably the MCC members

A little surprised to hear that anyone is playing back at this point

If a new record is set for highest-ever third quarter time score and no one is around to watch it, does it make a big, big sound? #focusgroups #AFLGiantsLions

Good strategy for Carlton to only show up for the second half of the game instead of only the first half #AFLLionsBlues

Oh no! Lovely Gail. Sad to hear this news.

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We both know the pain of having to explain which Waverley we're from. Meanwhile Syndal just sitting there laughing at us

Huge sighs of relief at the Erin Patterson verdict from fictional Asian grocers in Oakleigh, Clayton, or Mount Waverley, or possibly Glen Waverley