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BREAKING: Congress has identified the real threat to humanity.
Recursive functions. 😂
Apparently an AI improving another AI is now a national emergency.
Next up:
while (improving): ILLEGAL
Gradient descent? Repeat offender.
Genetic algorithms? Eugenics for computers.
And somebody better arrest Newton before his method converges.
At this rate we’re gonna need a federal license to run a fucking FOR loop. 💀
I’m fucking dying 😂😂
NO MATRIX IS ILLEGAL ✊
We need to organize the first Linear Algebra Pride Parade before Congress starts rounding up the eigenvectors. 💀
BREAKING: Thermodynamics is apparently a nuclear threat now 😂
A proposed data center will release the energy equivalent of 23 Hiroshima bombs PER DAY!!!
Holy shit. Someone alert the Pentagon.
Except… that’s 18 GW spread over 24 HOURS, not 23 nuclear explosions.
By this logic we should probably arrest every power plant on Earth and put your toaster on a terrorist watchlist.
Joules are not explosions, people. The rate of energy release fucking matters.
Next week: the Sun investigated for possession of 400 trillion trillion illegal nuclear reactors. 💀
A mega data center backed by Kevin O'Leary is set to become the largest single heat source on Earth.
Celebrity investor Kevin O'Leary is facing intense scrutiny over a proposed $70 billion mega data center project in Alberta, Canada.
Known as the Wonder Valley development, a preliminary analysis by Utah State University physicist Robert Davies reveals that the massive 18-gigawatt facility would dump approximately 1.5 petajoules of thermal energy into the surrounding environment daily.
This staggering output equals the thermal energy released by roughly 23 Hiroshima-sized atomic bombs every 24 hours.
While Davies clarified that this metric measures pure thermodynamic heat transfer rather than nuclear explosions or blast damage, the sheer concentration of localized energy represents an unprecedented environmental footprint.
Conducted on behalf of the Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation—whose traditional territory encompasses the project site—the assessment also estimates the facility will generate 30 million metric tons of carbon dioxide annually, accounting for over 4% of Canada's total emissions.
Because data center servers convert virtually all consumed electricity into waste heat that must be actively dissipated to prevent overheating, operating at such an astronomical scale poses severe ecological risks to localized ecosystems.
As tech companies scramble to build massive infrastructure to power the next generation of artificial intelligence, the Wonder Valley project highlights growing global friction between rapid AI expansion, indigenous land rights, and environmental preservation.
source: Davies, R. (2026). Technical Assessment of the Proposed Wonder Valley Data Center Project. Utah State University.
BREAKING: Linear algebra is now a national security threat. 😂
Matrix multiplication? ILLEGAL.
Gradient descent? Straight to jail.
Backpropagation? 25 to life.
And don’t even THINK about multiplying two tensors without a federal permit.
Apparently the next great technological revolution must be stopped before someone accidentally invents a better algorithm.
Somewhere in China, an engineer just read this and laughed his fucking ass off. 💀
Breaking News
An armed Venezuelan migrant reportedly arrested near the White House over an alleged threat to assassinate Trump.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
The Secret Service apparently intercepted him before anyone was hurt, but there are some pretty important questions here.
Who was he? What exactly was he planning? And how did he end up armed near one of the most heavily protected buildings in America?
I want to see what investigators uncover.
foxnews.com/us/secret-servic…
Apparently we may have missed an entire WORLD hiding beyond Pluto. 😂
Astronomers just spotted an object that could be up to 930 miles across, buried in the background of millions of stars.
And this is just the beginning of what the Rubin Observatory might find.
We haven’t even finished discovering our own fucking Solar System. 🚀
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Well, this just got even more disturbing.
The NTSB now says there’s evidence that the Learjet 60 may have started breaking apart BEFORE hitting the ground.
Remember, the crew reported icing and turbulence, then suddenly an extreme descent and overspeed.
Now the big question is WHAT happened first.
Did something fail and cause the loss of control? Or did the aircraft break apart under the enormous aerodynamic loads of that dive?
We still don’t know.
But this is a HUGE detail in understanding what happened to those nine people.
Imagine flying from London to Sofia and suddenly a Hungarian Gripen fighter shows up alongside your Airbus. 😳
That’s what happened today after a bomb threat forced a Wizz Air A321neo to divert to Budapest.
Fighter scrambled, emergency landing, security teams waiting.
Everyone landed safely. Nothing found in the search.
One hell of a Monday flight.
HOLY SHIT. Kylie Arellano has been FOUND ALIVE.
More than 500 days missing. She vanished at 15, and now police have recovered her in Oregon with a 39-year-old man who was taken into custody.
Investigators are still piecing together what happened.
But after all this time… she’s alive. Thank God.
Trump says if Democrats take Congress he’ll become “Mr. Veto.”
And apparently after vetoing enough bills, they’ll eventually have to sit down and negotiate.
Washington’s favorite form of conflict resolution: everybody blocks everybody until somebody finally picks up the phone. 😂
That Learjet 60 crash in Florida is absolutely horrifying.
I’ve been looking at the flight tracking data and listening to the reported ATC recordings, and something about this accident is really disturbing.
The aircraft was cruising around 35,000 feet when the crew reported icing and turbulence. Then things went to hell incredibly fast.
A steep descending turn, reports of overspeed, and vertical speeds reportedly exceeding 20,000 ft/min.
That’s not a normal emergency descent. That’s an aircraft in serious trouble.
Now, was it icing that triggered an aerodynamic stall, followed by a loss of control and accelerating descent? A flight-control problem? Something else entirely?
We simply don’t know yet.
And that’s what makes the flight track so unsettling. You can see how quickly the situation deteriorated, but not necessarily WHY.
Nine people lost their lives.
Whatever happened up there, the crew appears to have had very little time to recover.
Absolutely heartbreaking. 🕯️
Poland’s president literally turned his plane around, flew back to Warsaw and ended up pushing through a crowd of judges at the Constitutional Tribunal.
Meanwhile both sides are accusing each other of hijacking the constitution.
At this point the rule of law apparently comes with a fucking wrestling match. 😂🇵🇱
notesfrompoland.com/2026/10/…
Wall Street is having another collective nervous breakdown 😂
Nasdaq dropped 2.86% Friday and suddenly everyone’s talking like the AI revolution is over.
Meanwhile, Nasdaq is still up 9.4% this year. S&P up 10.7%.
Some of these companies are spending billions building infrastructure that could reshape the economy for decades, and the market wants the payoff by next Tuesday.
Personally, I think this is a temporary shakeout. The next push could be closer than people think.
Funny how quickly conviction disappears when the screen turns red. 👾🤯
Poland’s president cut short a trip to Senegal to rush back to Warsaw, where judges are fighting over control of the Constitutional Tribunal and police are holding back protesters.
One side calls it a coup. The other calls it restoring the rule of law.
When BOTH sides claim they’re saving the constitution from each other, you know the shit has hit the fan. 🇵🇱
Someone apparently gave AI a prompt to design a Halloween robot.
And now there’s a physical pumpkin dancing around on 12 joints. 😂
Forget the chatbot writing your emails. THIS is the interesting stuff.
The jump from generating pixels to making actual hardware move is where things get fucking wild. 😜
While most jack-o-lanterns just sit on porches, the @GoogleDeepMind team decided to let AI agents design, simulate, and bring one to life. 🎃🤖
We built a physical, dancing 12 degrees of freedom robot directly from a single plain-English prompt, with no manual CAD required!