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What happened to the streamer who had Tourette’s and one of her tics was saying the n word? Is she even relevant anymore?
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In 1997 Hong Kong returned to Chinese sovereignty. By 2006, the marriages between women from mainland china and Hong Kong men increased sevenfold. This is a classic case of economic hypergamy, women from a poorer region marrying men from a wealthier region. The UK has experienced over 15 years of economic stagnation, while America has continued to grow in comparison. Americans have more access to modern conveniences, entertainment and home appliances. More disposable income, cars, rvs, boats, we even have AC! Are British women coming to America looking for husbands? British women speak the same language, have similar heritage and culture, they don’t even need a visa to come to America. Could it be that the economic disparity is not large enough to justify buying a plane ticket? Have British women even considered this idea?
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Hila decided to risk what her husband built, this entire media apparatus because he fucked Weird Al. Her own family’s source of income. And she succeeded, Ethan is shutting down the podcast. It was more important for her to punish Ethan than to protect the family business. Yeah, he fucked Weird Al. Big deal. We gotta normalize shutting the fuck up when your husband puts you at the top 0.4% of wealth (to be honest you can already shut up way before those levels of wealth) Punish him in private, doghouse treatment, whatever. But don’t this. Just shut the fuck up. #H3H3
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Even replying to retards on X is more competitive. “Only some accounts can reply”
Is there any sphere of modern life that has not become vastly more competitive and difficult over time? Renting or buying a home, getting a decent job, finding a romantic partner all seem far more difficult than in previous decades.
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TWO ANT COLONIES HAVE BEEN FIGHTING A WAR OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO FOR DECADES. ЗОМ DIE PER YEAR. THE FRONT LINE IS MILES LONG. SCIENTISTS COMPARED IT TO WORLD WAR I TRENCH WARFARE
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I disagree with the proposal and I advise the board not to move forward with the acquisition. Antithesis It’s not that the stock has never been lower - you can theoretically bounce back from a low valuation- it’s that the former blue-chip consumer staple has cratered in quality. The most attractive aspects of the deal, such as fertility and the affection dividend are abysmal. Certain decisions made by Women’s board have devastated the asset. Relocating R&D to SSRIs has caused irreparable neurological damage, which will increase the buyer’s maintenance costs both in terms of emotional capital and cash. The squiggly tattoo department has tarnished the brand’s reputation, aesthetic appeal and will affect the buyer’s social standing and upward mobility (since tattoos are ugly low class signifiers). Ironically, the industrial-grievance production has been the most successful investment for Women. It has granted unprecedented legal protections that are currently supporting the company’s modest in-group yearly returns. Unfortunately this regulatory capture has come at the expense of organic growth (fertility rates). The actions required to carry out a successful hostile takeover, such as shutting down girlboss ventures, social media accounts, political opinions and taking control of domestic finances (maybe even a couple of tattoo removal sessions too) come with immense political and regulatory risks. Legal has expressed extreme skepticism about a potential deal because the CEO (husband) would be risking between 50-75% of the value of the entire company and possible incarceration in the event of litigation, which has been an increasingly common occurrence for this asset class. The brand is indeed iconic and it has been able to coast by having the impenetrable moat of the affection dividend and reproduction. However, in its current state I advise the board to consider substitute goods/companies in the sector. One option could be investing in high end silicon dolls for affection dividends. This could be a good strategy only if the board has cultivated enough internal validation and is willing to compromise on not having “the real thing” If only the real thing will suffice and the board is willing to tolerate certain regulatory risks, short-term exposure to the asset could prove effective when it comes to capturing affection dividends. For organic growth and reproduction, the board could consider acquiring emerging market versions of the asset. Other countries could offer better regulatory environments that are more conducive for having babies. However this play comes with significant downsides, depending on the country the CEO could be sacrificing genetic similarity to his offspring and even suppress their IQ. If genetic similarity is paramount, the Eastern European market can offer the same asset at competitive rates with the trade-off being language barriers and decades of compressed WW1, WW2 and gulag generational trauma that the CEO will have to deal with after the contract is signed. Once again, significant emotional capital and cash would be required. One last option, and this is thinking outside the box, could be investing in the donation reproductive sector. The most striking example is Jonathan Meijer. He was able to father 1000 kids by leveraging his genetic assets (blue eyes and blonde), which made him desirable for hundreds of buyers. -> picture attached for the board’s convenience. This ensures unprecedented organic growth for the board. Outsized regulatory, financial and emotional risks. Fundamentals significantly weaker than what the thesis suggests. The downside potential could bring the entire company down. Short $Hoe, limited exposure or prioritize substitute options.
As a growth/value investor, I’d advise going long women here. The stock has never been lower. Sentiment couldn’t be more negative. Fundamentals are decent. Management is just catastrophically incompetent. The board has been captured by HR. In fact, the entire enterprise is now just one big HR department. Classic corporate governance failure. Thesis: Women are a blue-chip consumer staple with highly inelastic demand. A once-great civilizational institution now being run like a nonprofit arts collective with a $90 billion DEI budget. They abandoned the flagship business (being fertile cutie pies) into a low-margin, high-overhead product nobody wants (girlboss therapy sluts with fake email jobs) that mostly complains; spends all discretionary income on “boba tea” and “Sephora”; sends emails about emails and has meetings about meetings; and reallocates R&D into astrology, squiggly tattoos, SSRIs, and industrial-scale grievance production. They have an insurmountable competitive moat on ass and smelling nice, coupled with a very horny customer base that’s remained buyers for millennia. Even at peak dysfunction, demand has barely budged. Men have tried diversifying out of this asset class (video games, MMA, crypto, philosophy) to no avail. Every potential disruptor (AI gf’s, anime body pillows, sex robots, “Nietzsche”) has failed to find product-market fit. A quintessential distressed-asset play. A disciplined operator (a husband) takes the company private (makes her delete Instagram), cuts non-core operations (having “political opinions”), and refocuses on the core product (being a darling kitten). Reinstate the affection dividend (lots of sex) and they can return to aggressive organic growth (being pregnant). Expect a sassy proxy battle with the incumbent board (her group chat), outside counsel (her therapist), and entrenched institutional stakeholders (women with made-up master's degrees) to fight the deal. However a hostile takeover from an activist PE firm or small military junta can easily turn this around: liquidate the fake-email-job division, discontinue the 67,835 ongoing self-discovery initiatives, and redirect capital back toward the company's historically profitable core business: being sweet ladies. The plump assets are still there. The brand is iconic. The customer base is hopelessly loyal. We just need to get the business back to generating positive cash flow (litters of children) again. Enormous upside potential. Generational buying opportunity. I’m long $HOE
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One female online personality should come out and cry for blood or condemn Lindsay Clancy. Even if she’s an obscure e-girl. At least one. I’m serious girlies, one of you should break from the hivemind and condemn her in unambiguous terms. It’s really not a good idea for men to get the impression that you’re okay with toddler killing because the culprit is a crazy woman. There’s no turning back from this one. The jury is still out on whether girlies can survive the controversy around not blocking their rapists. You will definitely not survive this one. Your call.
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Girlfriend: He’s just my chekhov's friend, don’t worry about him.
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Microsoft bought studio after studio in an effort to reclaim its title of absolute titan of the gaming industry. However the end result of these purchases was that the studios treated Microsoft like a bottomless welfare machine. “Pay us our salaries and in exchange we’ll… not make games. For a decade, maybe longer” Truly impressive how far the studios took this strategy. Single moms on section 8 would be proud of their nerve and tenacity.
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Women’s ideal relationship in less than a minute.
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This lady was able to hit every single anti-charismatic pose in her short rant: - The who farted pose - The ship captain surveying the landscape pose - The face claw And of course, the most beloved of all, birdhands. Truly impressive performance. I would love to have her as my therapist.
Anddd THIS is why men DO NOT and SHOULD NOT go to therapy. The prejudice is palpable. What do you think?
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Horror movie idea. It’s about a married couple where the husband wants to have sex with his wife. The wife is the main character and she has to navigate this terrifying reality. It would be a blockbuster, millions of women would relate to the woman’s plight and suffering. I’m sensing another obsession-level hit.
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So good!
"Yeah I like her but she's got me in the Bay Area Friendzone." "What is that." "We're not banging outside orgies."
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Your ex-husband is a predator?!! What?! Oh my God Holly that’s horrible! Did you discover that before or after he participated in the Aella orgies? How did you come to that conclusion? Did you use your rationalist skills to determine that? Did the scientific method illuminate his predatory nature? Or was it your PhD level evo-bio training? You should share more details about his behavior and how you connected the dots, you could help orgy participants make an informed decision about letting him participate in future orgies! Or helpless men and women who may fall for his powerful manipulation tactics. Thank you for this PSA Holly and good luck saving the world from the evils of AI. Peace.
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Aarvoll from return to the land got divorced. He was willing to relocate, flee from society to live in his own enclave and he had the logistical intelligence to create a community how he saw fit within the current legal framework. And yet, the devastating blow that fractured his family didn’t come from the ATF knocking at the compound’s door or the FBI infiltrating the group and buying a house there. No, the knife that pierced his back came from the XX chromosome, as it usually does. Similar situation to Alex Jones. How he’s always talking about the New World Order and the elites trying to destroy America and it was his wife who filed for divorce, took him to court and made him admit under oath that his hyperbolic speeches are part of a persona he uses to entertain his audience. Humiliating. Even men who hate the government and want to demolish the status quo or escape it are blind to the most dangerous agent of the system… Their own wives, who can turn into Agent Smith the moment they’re feeling bored or not “seen and heard” Eternally blind. They will never see the real cancer that is making civilization wither away.
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Watching this Elven being share her experience dealing with a micropenis as part of a sugar daddy encounter is dystopian and grimly hilarious. It’s like seeing Arwen succumbing to a sexual version of Sauron’s corruption.
Woman tries to have sex with a man with a micropenis😳
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David Dunn drowned in a 3 inch puddle and this scene was lambasted by critics and audiences alike and it is considered absolutely ridiculous and an atrocious send-off for the character. The scene in Unbreakable where he almost drowns is also kind of lame. Recently X has been flooded with videos of Indians drowning in similar shallow bodies of water while other Indians just watch and let it happen. It is clear that M. Night Shyamalan was exploring an aspect of his Indian heritage when he made water the secret weakness of his hero. He was trying to tell us this way back in 2000. Truly a master craftsman.
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The new meta is posting videos of Indians dying Looney Tunes deaths. I hate when my X feed becomes liveleak for a week. I get it guys, Indians can’t swim and love to be crushed by all kinds of large objects (the juggernaut thing). Before the meta was POV footage of Ukrainians and Russians being vaporized by drones.
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