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blurk!

Joined August 2015
For those of you with both depression and anxiety please stop talking about it, you're making those of us who only have one feel left out.
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NEXT UP! The HOT LIST ft. @theLeonardChan, @StalkingNatalie, @MostynComedy, @LivStadler, @DrewGrav, @DaveABrent & more! *Saturday, December 28th* @ComedyBar! Get your tickets here: bit.ly/bwdec28 #thehotlist #toronto #comedyTO #torontocomedy #torontoevents
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I will be here!
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Come see a great show for a great cause
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Question for @TTChelps Why hasn't the stop for the 506 WB at Upper Gerrard Street East been moved back to the transit shelter?
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My family didn't invent gravity, we only own the patent. Everytime you drop something you owe us a nickel.
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The origin of Guy Fawkes Day People: let's get drunk and burn shit!
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Gonna be at The Corner Comedy Club tonight for the two year anniversary. Come on down and have a laugh.
"Hi I'm Satan!" -first draft of Sympathy for the Devil
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Really looking forward to the new Star Trek show, Star Trek: Moral Quandaries & Exploding Consoles!
No one cares about that thing you didn't do that one time.
2 great shows tonight! 9:30om Best of The Underground w/ host @DrewGrav 11pm Tight Five Comedy w/ host @arielkagan JUST $5 COVER ALL NIGHT! – at Toronto, Ontario
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2 great shows tonite! 9:30pm -The Hosts With The Most Comedy Show $10 11pm -New Material Comedy Show $5 or free if you come to the 1st show!
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My insomnia: Wake up it's quarter to five in the AM. Me: But I don't have to be up for a couple hours?! MI: HaHa we're doing it anyway!
Aide: Who do you want for your cabinet? Trump: Opposites! A: ? T: Whatever the job is I want people who are the opposite, like in business.
I think Trump is Mr Mxyzptlk so all we have to do is get him to say his name backwards twice and we're set.
Me: I want to sleep My insomnia: But what about not sleeping? Me: No I want to sleep. M I: We're gonna do my thing.
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I don't know what's better, cheddar cheese or electricity?
Do you think Trump cheered for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV?
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