This guy at the bank asked the teller how her Christmas was and quite frankly I’m a little disappointed in myself for thinking that pleasantry had an expiration date
Allergist visit for Teddy*
Nurse: Any second-hand smoke?
Me: Nope just first-hand...
@akschmidt21: Yeah we’ve been trying to get him to quit...
Nurse: Ummm...ok...any pets?
My favorite misconception that patients have is that they think doctors know what every pill looks like...
Me: What do you take for blood pressure?
“It’s a small round pill”
“Oh it’s that little white pill”
“I can’t remember the name, it’s that egg shell octagonal pill”
Aging doesn’t happen all at once but when I say things like “I must’ve overdone it in the yard yesterday” I know it’s happening




