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Joined April 2009
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This guy at the bank asked the teller how her Christmas was and quite frankly I’m a little disappointed in myself for thinking that pleasantry had an expiration date
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Allergist visit for Teddy* Nurse: Any second-hand smoke? Me: Nope just first-hand... @akschmidt21: Yeah we’ve been trying to get him to quit... Nurse: Ummm...ok...any pets?
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My favorite misconception that patients have is that they think doctors know what every pill looks like... Me: What do you take for blood pressure? “It’s a small round pill” “Oh it’s that little white pill” “I can’t remember the name, it’s that egg shell octagonal pill”
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Aging doesn’t happen all at once but when I say things like “I must’ve overdone it in the yard yesterday” I know it’s happening
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