everything is so fucking stupid

Manchester, NH
Joined February 2020
We just put out a music video. It is really good and a lot of wonderful people put a lot of work into it. Even if you hate our music you should watch it on mute. It’s professional as hell and looks amazing
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My goat
JAYSON TATUM SMOOTH. 🔥😮‍💨
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Jayson Tatum is a four time all nba first team player. The organization would be stupid to not favor the better player.
The Celtics reportedly favored Jayson Tatum, and Jaylen Brown felt some type of way about that, per @MarcJSpears (h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )
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Greatest movie of all time
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I’m so glad this man is an ally and not an enemy. His mind is so powerful…
Joe Mazzulla believes Joker is misunderstood: “I don't think he was as bad as people made him out to be. I don't think Batman was as good as we made him out to be.” (via @whitenoisepod_)
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i like when she tells people to kill themselves on twitter
Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn 👋
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I think the closest I’ve ever come to falling in love with a fictional character is Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors. I would also murder Steve Martin for you. I would fight God and Satan and all of their armies to save you, Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors.
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This is cute. It doesn’t change my thoughts about player podcasts though. Those thoughts being that they’re all bad. Cute though!
“(Derrick) is the only player that comes up to me and asks how I’m doing during the game.” Derrick is ALWAYS looking out for Joe Mazzulla 🤞🍀
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What happened to the game I love, man
The NBA has reached deals with Kalshi and Polymarket to make them the league's preferred prediction markets partners. The companies can now use NBA IP on their platforms, while the NBA gets right of approval on markets that they offer. That and more: nytimes.com/athletic/7723134…
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Poltergeist is still one of the scariest horror movies ever - it creates a Spielberg-like atmosphere and then pulls the rug out, the whimsy goes away and suddenly this demonic presence is treated very seriously. Modern movies can’t seem to replicate this formula at all.
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Helps the scary factor knowing like everyone in this movie either died a suspicious death or ended up on the TV show Coach, too.
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Starting to understand why he took that sweetheart deal. Brad Stevens saved this kid from himself. Wanted to leave Boston for more playing time. Brad told him to be patient. Now he’s out here getting crowned king of the white boys by Allen fuckin Iverson
Payton Pritchard says that when the Celtics played the 76ers last season, Allen Iverson tapped him on the shoulder and delivered this message: “You’re the coldest white boy I’ve ever seen.” 👀 (Via @espn )
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Overwhelmed by the response to this, frankly did not expect it lol but if this helps even one more person embrace compassion for others when faced with adversity, I consider it a big ol’ W
Almost died 8 year ago today. Dude OD’d while driving and hit me while I walked, pinning me to a tree. Thankful to still be here, thankful I fought tooth and nail to reduce his jail time as much as possible and replace it with 3 years of intensive inpatient rehab. Hope he’s okay
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Seriously, I didn’t have the time to respond to every kind response but it all means the world to me. I appreciate the love, it made me very emotional last night returning to the tweet hours after muting and seeing all that. ❤️
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There’s those lambchops and gravy for ya
Jaylen Brown struggled in the Sixers loss tonight 😬 16 points 5/20 FG 5 fouls -19 Philly drops their first game.
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You realize this is a good thing though, right? Like, if it gets more people exposed to the subgenre, and leads to more people finding movies by like, for example, Yuzna and Cronenberg.. that’s a big win
Clayface is like baby’s first body horror film.
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(I haven’t seen Clayface)
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I can’t believe there are people out there who react to genuine human compassion with anger, scorn, and vitriol. Please for the sake of our entire society, go to therapy. Talk to another human being about your feelings. Fucking A man, we are toast
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Almost died 8 year ago today. Dude OD’d while driving and hit me while I walked, pinning me to a tree. Thankful to still be here, thankful I fought tooth and nail to reduce his jail time as much as possible and replace it with 3 years of intensive inpatient rehab. Hope he’s okay
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I did not intend for this to gain traction this was for the 12 people who actually like my tweets but thanks for the kind words. ❤️ weirdo chuds have found it so I’m going to mute now because we live in hell :^)
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Unfortunately it has irrevocably changed my life for the worse in many ways (chronic pain, PTSD, etc) but it also made me a more patient and understanding person. Shit’s weird. Earth is an incredible place
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