Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry

Turhan gonna put Baumgardner to sleep isn’t she?

Last Miami-ND thought: I knew after the Stanford game when Miami fans gave Malachi Toney the nickname “Baby Jesus” we were going to lose him and a game of significance. Malachi is an incredible player, but that nickname was dumb beyond belief. You don’t play around with that.

Could not care less about the TD/NonTD call. First play of the game should have been intercepted for a touchdown. Tone-setter for the rest of the game. Secondary takes no chances. Fix that and the goal line negligence in the playbook and they’ll win out.

Someone use AI to put that play in the middle of the field at the 45 yard line and then ask the question.

If this happened in the middle of the field on the 45 we would argue it was incomplete if it was ruled a catch and fumble. Our HC is the best OL coach in the country yet couldn’t come up with a 3 yards in 5 tries. Didn’t even have a standard goal-line formation. Fix that first

Nah, This isn’t it. ND won straight up. That wasn’t a TD either. Fix the o-line issues and go forward.

Amy Acton first act as Ohio governor is renaming the governor’s mansion to “Amy’s Winehouse” and damn it that’s what I’m going to call it.

Elite tweeting

When Greg Abbott changed laws to bring the tech companies from CA to TX, Gavin Newsom didn’t fight it. MAGA laughed yet weren’t smart enough to realize most tech employees are Cutwater-addicted hipsters. Those hipsters just turned TX blue for generations. Newsom just won ‘28

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Truth Social’s Founder and CEO in about 45 minutes:

People who genuinely love #4 for OSU should tell him to shut it down before either QB throws him a hospital ball that ends with him eating turkey intravenously on Thanksgiving. He’s going no lower than 2nd overall in the draft. Protect him from himself.

Canelo just told the ref to take a point? Is that what happened?

Get rid of the politicians and bring back the Grainger ads that I love to skip @YouTube

There should only be 7 men on pound for pound list: @usykaa @Benavidez300 @bivol_d @Realdevinhaney @OshaquieFoster @naoyainoue_410 @210bam They have been one of: -Undisputed (Haney, Bam moved up w/o a loss) -Hold 3 belts in 1 class -Hold 1 belt in 2 classes #boxing

Shock is elite. Flat out dominant. #FosterNavarrete

The number of Caitlin Clark Stans that need to apologize to Angel Reese is going to be larger than the children of Israel. 30 and 16 on the road in the Finals.

Kyle Shanahan has mastered offensive football. Scheme, play calling, fitting players in, development.

Hadribeaj went down but he got up. No “real” reason for the ref wave him off after the bell. Fundora to win by decision were between +330 to +400 and win by KO was -370. Vegas didn’t want to pay decision bets is the “real” reason There should be a congressional investigation.

What the hell @ManCity