Single Dad of 2 Beautiful Little Girls. Former Band Nerd at Texas A&M University. Mariners & Seahawks Fan. Sarcasm is my Love Language.
Port Orchard, WA
Joined April 2009
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Fun Fact: if you look up “dumb cunt” in the dictionary, it’s literally just a link to @BrandiKruse
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If you are an @Angels fan booing because Munoz hurt his lower back…..Go fuck yourself!
#TridentsUp
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With the Colt Extension news today….do you think JP Crawford is made available at the trade deadline this summer? (UFA at the end of the season)
67%Yes
33%No
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Who else had Paul Skenes getting ROCKED and knocked out in the 1st inning on their #OpeningDay Bingo Card? @MLB @MLBNetwork @Mets @Pirates
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SOOOOO MUCH DUMB!
The worst part is.....some people will probably still vote for her.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood personality Farrah Abraham is running for mayor in Austin Texas for 2026 but didn’t know that the election won’t happen until 2028.
TMZ broke the news to her while live on air, she had a full campaign running for 2026 and had no idea there was no election this year.
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No he podido terminar de verlo que me dio la tos tb, pero de la risa‼️
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Been There.
This is so funny no matter how many times you watch it.. 🤣
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The CFP hashtag emoji are back!
#GoBucks
#NeverDaunted
#GoDawgs
#WreckEm
#GoDucks
#HottyToddy
#GigEm
#BoomerSooner
#RollTide
#GoCanes
#RollWave
#GoDukes
Reply which team will win the #NationalChampionship!
#CFBPlayoff
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The ACC has 17 teams currently. The answer is literally staring them in the face. Quit being cowards and join a conference.
Everything that Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua should do in this aftermath:
- Boycott the bowl game
- Cancel the ACC scheduling deal
- Re evaluate the 2026 schedule
Notre Dame needs to go scorched earth on the college football world for this injustice
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