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Breaking: LSU head coach Brian Kelly was informed of the school's intention to dismiss him from his position today, per @PeteThamel.
The school is expected to inform the team of this development tonight. Talks about the terms of his departure are expected to continue.
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“I think he’s done a great job” aside from getting us in a pointless war with Iran? Lol
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“When we win, they don’t shake hands. They go straight to the tunnel.”
-Mark Dantonio
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Kyle Whittingham says Michigan will not fire OC Jason Beck midseason: 'I'll evaluate everything after the season'
Story: on3.com/teams/michigan-wolve…
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Fire Kyle Whittingham. Fire Jason Beck. This is the lowest most embarrassing Michigan Football has been in my lifetime. What an absolute joke of a football team #Goblue
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Darren Dreger: Re Dylan Larkin: It is the belief of the player and his representatives that Shawn Horcoff should be negotiating off of what is on the table; teams are growing frustrated because he's not willing to do that just yet - Morning Show/McKenna & Starr (11/4)
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NHLRR: Reports suggest offers have been thrown at Detroit and parameters discussed, but hard negotiations remain very limited
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And Larkin has 5 years left on his contract so he can suck a dick or add more teams if he wants to play lol
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Well Karl, maybe the front office wants to get the most value they can for a guy that has 5 years left on his contract. The wings will suck regardless this year and clearly they are in no rush to move him. He may wanna add a few more teams if he wants to play this year lol
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And he’s the one sitting at home not getting paid so maybe it’s a larkin problem lmao
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youtu.be/S7iFf9Fjxlw?is=eQbr…
Pretty sure Sure this was his last on air interview when Suh got pissed and hung up lol
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Chris Johnston: Re Dylan Larkin trade request: The 10 teams Shawn Horcoff feels he has to work with, there’s not a good enough deal to make there; he believes that there is better deals to be found from other teams, but Larkin will not expand that list - Early Trading (11/5)
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Wild fans so desperate for Larkin because they know this is their only shot to actually win something before Hughes leaves in July lololol
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Larkin is being an unreasonable pussy and his own peers are starting to realize it too
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Also took over a team literally ravaged by Ken Holland. Abdelkader was our 2nd highest paid player when Yzerman took over lol. People also forget that nobody had Seider going top 10 in the draft and Steve took him at 6. Think that’s worked out pretty well.
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The Yzerman conversation is not even close to complete. Dylan Larkin, now revealed as an entitled bitch influenced by his BFFs on Team USA, is going to be exposed for his role and that’s going to be done by former Wings.
Full story: detroithockeynow.com/red-win…
