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“Ready for the pop?” While reviewing body cam footage, fist bumping Colorado police officers joke about injuring a 73-year-old woman with dementia.
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I know my FBI man is so sick of seeing me type in “uncensored hentai” 37 times a day
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Police are now brutalizing everyone just to maintain their ability to brutalize black people.
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When Isaac Newton stayed at home to avoid the 1665 plague, he discovered the laws of gravity, optics, and he invented calculus.
It’s rumored that there was a strict “No TV” rule in his household.
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I’m a millennial. I want to have a house, I want to have a kid. When I first moved to the city I was able to afford my own apartment, as I got older I had to have a room mate, as I got even older I had to have more roommates. This is not how this should work.
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Congrats to everyone except D & D. #GameOfThornes #Emmys
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Assault weapons don’t belong in our communities. Period. As president, I’ll ban these military-style weapons and institute a buyback program that gets as many as possible off our streets. washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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Harpoon Industry Attempting Rebrand By Pointing Out Harpoons Can Harpoon Stuff Besides Whales trib.al/0ArQhzV



























