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Elster when Ariane hacks her s*x module
teasing the robot girls nipples and seeing her wires do this
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mr altman, i will be selling this for 1 million per stick if you’d like! i know its irresponsible for a lowly human to “own” so much ram!
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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AO3 is down
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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do not attempt to out-smoke the elster unit
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my review of the wingstop sour patch kids flavor: things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
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ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG! I am literally going to die
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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ao3 is down what is a worked up replika to do in times like these
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warrior girls makeup #signalis #STAR #FKLR
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there’s no way that protein powder has no downsides because something that tastes this good can’t be healthy for you
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the christmas tree cake one tastes better than a drink from starbucks and it’s 150 calories with 25g of protein
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how life has been feeling lately
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practice island vacation #SIGNALIS
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Bro. No fucking way. This is real
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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happy SIGNALIS 4th anniversary!!
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#SIGNALIS day yippe !!
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Happy anniversary Signalis, words can not explain what this game means to me #signalis #signalisfanart
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dinners on me tonight oomfs
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HAPPY SIGNALIS ANNIVERSARY (probably won't be able to fully finish it soon but im quite happy about it) #SIGNALIS #signalisfanart
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pretty night out this evening
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seeing in the dark will show you shadows you didn’t know existed
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there’s a bat in this tree somewhere
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