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Also known as Gram Smoker's Crackula @gazethroughme

Belgium
Joined September 2014
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Flyman
>insect named "fly" >it can fly
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DEATH STRANDING ISOLATIONS | Teaser Trailer (animated series coming 2027 on Disney+/Hulu) youtube.com/watch?v=ruIT6Xez…
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Rest in peace, Patrick Stewart.
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Mfw I see an unattended drink at the bar and I have a ton of pocket lint
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Reintroducing a massive brown analconda into its natural habitat
Flinged another shit viper down the porcelain hatch
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white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle
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Probably feels good as hell
Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.
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Mesure qui n’a JAMAIS été prise pour dénoncer des PEDOPHILES qui travaillent pourtant avec des enfants, ni même les violeurs ou les batteurs de femmes. Surprenant
🔴 Circulaire aux procureurs de la République : "J'ai demandé à tous les procureurs de la République (...) de prévenir tous les employeurs que leur salarié, leur agent, a été dans un pillage, a été dans une émeute", @GDarmanin 📺 @DariusRochebin
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Nobody else get a haircut until we can figure out what’s going on
within 29 minutes of each other
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Me trying my best to invent something for James Bond.
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"@arcuate: dude that's freaking cool as heck RT @realDonaldTrump wind turbine blades will slice 14 million birds and bats to death in 10 yrs
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This time on tasting history, we will be making the authentic Necromundan Corpse Starch from the 37M. Now you might've been wondering where my husband has been these past few weeks, but in order to get that authentic flavor—
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I would never lay hands on my wife but I had a dream where she forgot pick up a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper from the store and she did not survive the night
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It's called broad daylight because women light up the world
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Lmaoing at Paulie Walnuts in the Sopranos referring to 2 black dudes as a "bobsled team"
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