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Educator, writer, game critic, and all around word mercenary. These tweets are the duck above water while I paddle madly behind the scenes.

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2010
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Thanks, fortune cookie
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What’s extra fun about all the twitter fuckery is that I’ve been using Tweetbot for years and have never seen checkmarks or ads/promoted tweets in my timeline. Just a nice chronological timeline over here.
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This week with @heyriddleriddle mentioning Alex Jones and @knowledge_fight mentioning Only Connect, I really want a Chicago comedy cross-over episode.
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I have a good job
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There are so many lazy, useless cops out today in Chicago. Mostly in groups of 4 looking at their phones or sitting on benches doing nothing. Thanks air and water show.
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Republicans getting all mad about Mar-a-lago and there weren’t even any unarmed people shot like the typical police raid on civilians
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Playing Elden Ring makes me want an open-world Katamari game
Here’s to hoping the jury will do more than a wrist slap for punitive damages
Bold of Jones’ lawyer to use the “first they came for the communists” poem in his closing statement when Jones is all for rounding up communists, hates unions, and platforms holocaust deniers on the regular.
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At this rate, the teenagers that Matt Gaetz sex-traffics are more likely to go to jail for getting an abortion than Matt Gaetz is for sex-trafficking those teenagers.
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It's been two weeks since the Supreme Court gutted abortion rights and this anonymous GOP aide continues to have a more effective strategy for how the Democrats should strike back than the actual Democrats do.
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Note for future protests,:have some people at the back exit too
NEW: Justice Brett Kavanaugh had to exit through the rear of Morton's on Wednesday night after DC protestors showed up out front. A Morton's rep told me: "Politics … should not trample the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner." politico.com/newsletters/pla…
If you see anybody saying this is about Chicago, know they're a bad actor. Highland Park is Americana personified.
Before the Republican talking heads chalk this up to “Chicago violence”: Highland Park is 30 miles north of Chicago. It’s also one of the most affluent suburbs and has a non existent crime rate This is not a Chicago problem, it’s an America problem. Happy 4th!
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Like, this is the town where Ferris Beuller and Home Alone were filmed.