he/them. [email protected]. this is a place of great labor, though nothing essential is kept here. you can follow @thiiirdperson, but they’ve also left twtr
Sitting on my fire escape
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"but I'm borrrred"
motherfucker do you think I refill the popcorn bucket because I'm still hungry?
use the socially appropriate fidget distractions for the space you're in or find different spaces. In a theater, the appropriate distraction has always been binge snacking
i bet if i tweet this and delete it it will keep my account alive for another 30 days. i wonder if there is a way to automate account refresh to prevent someone else from using this handle while also staying off what bluesky users are calling $8chan now
I'm looking for remote tech work!
I have been teaching code and coding (mostly ruby- and JS-adjacent stacks) for startups and big companies alike since 2014.
I'll be a multiplier on your team because my communication is clear, kind, and proactive and I write tests for my shit.
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Guess what? I just dropped an eight track acoustic project that’s also sort of a love song about addiction.
This is the first half of the first track. At thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com, you can listen to the rest!
Take it offline for $7, pay more if you want me to email you BONUS TRAX
“Yes yes yall and you don’t stop” is how Daylight starts and it’s how these last four thousand elevenish tweets since April 1 2020 start too. First letters... This was labor. Nonessential but I did it til it was done, so I am not a dreamer. April Fools. Go follow @thIIIrdperson
Enjoyed a year of tweeting with one hand tied behind my back. That hand got restless and now both hands are making music again. I don’t think it’s unrelated. I won’t be coy here. You should consider which apps are keeping you from being the way you enjoy being.
SoundCloud.com/thiiirdperson is getting better and more frequent updates from me than your toxic relatives post on FB (not reply, post. I’m not a genius)
Yeah this song will be called Fairuza Balk and it’s gonna be the lyrical version of how this beat sounds. One verse and two choruses written at this point. The choruses are like mini verses
Compelled and repelled is how I felt when I first encountered Vicky Valencourt, and that was before I’d even heard of Nancy. Tried to wrangle adolescent crushes on scary girls in this sound. soundcloud.app.goo.gl/oA3shg…
Extremely proud that I finally did this. This is something I had thought of doing, and had all the equipment to do, since 2014.
Someone played some chords on TikTok and I sampled the video into Maschine and chopped it all up and made this soundcloud.app.goo.gl/oDtXu3…
So many plans for how this prank would go that just fell flat. Big finishes. Nested bits. Doing a whole other song with the LAST letters of these same four thousand tweets. But the work and the year changed me into someone more interested in bigger conceptual fish than “tweeting”
Yearning for some chips and cheese and having chips and cheese at the same time, but not making them yet: how I spent the last half hour of work
A favorite of mine
Listen to “Store Door”, a beat about the promising feeling of entering a small local business with money in your pocket. soundcloud.app.goo.gl/dHa33u…
Look, it’s the start of actual April, the Snow White-ass animals weren’t wiped out, there’s a chill in the air but it’ll be sunny in a minute as well. And I’ve got new music out (follow @thiiirdperson!) and I get to abandon this account on a high note tonight.
Feeing foolish 😜
Lol “timebozing”. Minimum viable release tweet too. Come hear what happens when I decide in advance how long a song will need before it’s good enough to publish to streaming networks. I have more songs to put out but there always had to be a first song so...
Usefulness requires existence. I can’t use what’s not real. I struggle to make my music real and I have for a long time. This breakthrough involves applying agile methodologies from my career in web dev to my creative process and timebozing my steps. open.spotify.com/album/2jyyn…