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HEAR YE, HEAR YE!! OOMFS GATHER ROUND, I PRESENT TO YOU MY MAGNUM OPUS:
A VARIANT LIST FOR ONE ROBERT ROBERTSON III, AKA #mechaman ! take my blood, sweat, and tears, and ask me for nothing more. i’ve forged greatness, now i must rest.

ALT a variant list for robert from dispatch! listed characters are: peter b parker from spider verse, hiccup from httyd, chicken little, tinker bell, zuko from atla, little mac from wii punch out specifically, sam witwicky from the transformers movies, finn the human, mr. immortal from xmen, larry from night at the museum, hiro from big hero 6, and finally keys from free guy!
YALL ARENT FUCKIN READY FOR THE GOD DAMN MASTERPIECE OF A VARIANT LIST IVE CREATED !!! I WILL DROP IT IN THE MORNING BUT IM A FUCKIN GENIUS THAT UNDERSTANDS ROBERT ROBERTSON III LIKE NO ONE ELSE ON THIS GOD FOR SAKEN PLANET!!!!!! #dispatch
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this video about that cap joke came up on my fyp and he makes so many good points about the issues with it
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💔 Please don’t ignore little Zeina. She needs your support for milk and diapers. 🍼🙏 Every donation makes a difference.
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on a real note how does one enter a hoe phase when your disabled and autistic and already 27. i deserve to have a phase that i was robbed of due to the pandemic + a not great relationship, but i’ve no idea how to jump in. do i have to go to the club on my own or somethin,
once again imagine if sambucky but it has to do with sam being comfy after expecting to have pups with riley 🥺
imagine this with sambucky and it’s the first time sam has felt like this since riley 🥺
on god when the world needed him the least, he turnt the FUCK up…and for what???
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tew many people went “this is greatly exaggerated” honey as an american that speaks english but is black i can assure you people do act like this and i always made it a point to NEVER be like this behind the counter or on the phone. i’ve witnessed it, it’s happened TO me. wild.
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Kinda wanted to revisit this given the Scott lang thing
The entire NYCC, even with the shield and the suit (I didn’t even have wings), people would DELIBERATELY call us FALCON
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some random #sambucky centric tweets i made a while ago!





































