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Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
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As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school. I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history. I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes. Those things aren’t real. Wanna know what is real? My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them. So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this: It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot. It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids. It’s the fucking guns.
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#Trump received five military deferments. Five. This is an insult to every man and woman that wore the uniform. Repulsive.
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NASDAQ originally operated using telephones
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Hitler was born on 4/20
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The Apollo 13 Mission Launched 53 years ago today
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Two-Spirit (trans) people are absolutely safe with me. 🏳️‍⚧️ – at Los Angeles, CA
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The MLB is going through big changes that will affect the Dodgers, Braves, Red Sox, Astros, Mets, Yankees, Giants, and every other team - Play Ball
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Two widowed geese found happiness together in a cemetery
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Snoop Dogg has an IQ over 140, making him a genius
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Brendan Fraser deserved best actor for "The Whale"
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On March 12, 2023 Michelle Yeoh won the Oscar 🏆 for best actress in a leading role 🎆
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When the cops call you from your own home… 😳 xitter.gq/blabla112345/status/16…
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Bioengineers have made wearable skin that can be applied like clothing
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Credit scores have only been around since 1989
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Harley Quinn was meant to be a one-off character - but she was so popular the DC Universe kept bringing her back
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Made with @pennjillette of legendary magic duo Penn & Teller, You Lying Sack is an honest-to-goodness game about lying. Get it at @Walmart or at our website: expktns.co/3X1q7qV
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