Dustin Etzel (@DustinPretzel) profile picture

Just wanting to share some of my doodles. I’m real, just too poor to pay to prove it.

Cedar Rapids, IA
Joined September 2022
My iPhone Air feels like a feather after the Duo for a week. Even the regular iPhone feels light and new again
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Live while you living, gotta live your life while you here. Respect @kottonmouth
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Wealthy people, not even rich people have no idea the decisions a person making $20/faces everyday. Take home $2200/month. Just imagine that and $20/ hour is considered good. You wonder why we heave all levels of health issues.
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Replying to @johnternus
@johnternus @tim_cook I have not had it a week yet but after a short time with the Duo is growing on me so much. I don’t have good money. I saved for the phone knowing I would not be able to keep it. I won’t yet but I sincerely apologize again for buy and returning a product
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Your not supposed to see that
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Sometimes it’s easier finding the G spot on a women than finding the power button on the Duo
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He’s a Parody, Paragraph President.
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Someone help me make money on X
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I’m gonna be alive to get my Duo tomorrow. Gonna be a big Fuck you to all you bitches thinking of a payday. Suck these ballz!
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HOLY SH*T Republicans are dumping hundreds of millions into anti-trans ads to scare their base. But Dems are fighting back! This ad is ON POINT. Let’s share it everywhere. #MAGAInYourBathroom
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Any new Laura Farms out there?
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please.
BREAKING: Early voting officially begins in Texas, as James Talarico attempts to end a 38-year Democratic losing streak in U.S. Senate elections. 61% chance Talarico flips Texas blue.
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Dustin Etzel retweeted
“Black hole in the center of a galaxy We’re still suffering, we’re still aching” Eyedea forever 🖤 👑
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Looked out for me while alive, glad I have you still looking out for me. Miss you my friend, thank you for telling me it was ok. You didn’t deserve this, thank you for your service. Miss you bad buddy.
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Revenge will be had!! This little guy is still causing trouble somewhere. Supercat!
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Dustin Etzel retweeted
R.EYE.P.
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