@Dutch_Agent

Funpoaster, annoyingly Catholic, things I like found here, get the anthologies I've been in, pfp by @FerdsParrow

 Vale of the Snake Women
Joined December 2024
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This is important... Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it xitter.cf/Agent_Dutch/status/183…
Agent Dutch@Agent_Dutch18 Sep 2024
Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women And also dinosaurs Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...
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im ready to go into the contraption that brings me dignity
crabboh ii@crabboghOct 26
restore your gold fish dignity
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This delinquent Nasa arc is very entertaining
転寝ナサ🛌🌟Nasa @PhaseConnect
@UtataneNasa7h
YouTube’s gone straight to hell, bro. 💀 I can’t even hit the damn ‘Go Live’ button. Looks like me and YouTube gotta sit down and make peace or some shit. 😂🤝
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This slow version of Caramelldansen is... oddly soothing It sounds nice...
Dutchman_the_Agent@Dutch_Agent18h
Replying to @Dutch_Agent
I'm not gonna do a thread on this but please pray for me and all our people It's gonna be an interesting week ... I wanna find that one guy who said to me, "May you live in interesting times" and strangle him...
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For real VFW is one of the best movies I've seen in the last 10 years It's a love letter to Precinct 13 but does it's own thing with the concept, and the acting is ON POINT WATCH THIS MOVIE
Dutchman_the_Agent@Dutch_Agent16h
Replying to @PelleCreepy
The movie they're looking for is VFW It's an AMAZING love letter to Assault on Precinct 13 by John Carpenter, only with aged veterans protecting their bar from drug-crazed freaks Few to no tits, great horror, all-out action, 10/10 movie
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JD Cowan@wastelandJD16h
Replying to @Dutch_Agent @NRLaPoint
"The Cat doesn't give me hope" Skill issue (Yes, I know what you mean)
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Welcome to Georgia, bitch Did you ask for a plate?
Joey Hiles@joeyhiles1Oct 26
Driving on the highway in Atlanta a few moments ago I saw a car going 55mph pulling a smoker that was *actively smoking meat,* occasionally crackling, sending sparks at other cars
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wow!!!! めっちゃ可愛いね🥹✨
BAYSTRX@baystrxOct 24
Turning Utatane Nasa [@UtataneNasa], a VTuber Phase Connect, into a Pixel Art cursor set✨ Download here ⏬ ko-fi.com/s/f3d0b6f632 More Cursor : ko-fi.com/baystrx/shop #phaseconnect #supicture #うたたね部 #pixelart #ドット絵 #cursor #VTuberAssets #vtuber
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I feel this on a spiritual level from work
Hobbs 🫐@HBigMan_19h
Ciaphas Cain: “That’s the beauty of it bro, if I treat my troopers with respect, risk my life for them, and achieve heroic feats, they’ll never suspect I’m a sniveling coward”
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The 2014-2017 MGTOW scene was right about A LOT but we're not ready for that conversation I'm glad people are coming around to it tho It's incredibly hilarious
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
@dyingscribeOct 26
No lies told
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One of my favorites It gets into headbutting of the time but evolves into a beautiful discussion of how men and women interact and tbqh I miss Bar Bar He said what many were terrified to say, but was still true youtube.com/watch?v=K12-p0m-…

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@jd_sauvage would be interested to hear your thoughts on this vod
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Moundshroud of the Mists@KKalvaitisOct 26
And my tweet is better than yours based on the audience score. What of it?
DCOpics@DCraigOscarPicsOct 26
Replying to @KKalvaitis @georgeshammond
So, again, this is not overall audience scores.
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We out here serenadin the fish boyos
唯我独尊・宮内蛍
@real_hotaruOct 25
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We don't want to dirty up other things unnecessarily What? How are we wrong?
Tolu Of Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦
@Not__tolulopeOct 26
How men cook, this is so accurate 😭😭😂
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They Might Be Giants
@tmbg20h
Hey Austin bronies: LOW TICKET ALERT. Less than 100 spots left. Dallas is moving too. Go to TMBG.com
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Does it? Does it, tho?
⚔️ David J. West ⚔️@David_JWest19h
Cheer up, the madness ends soon enough.
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The urge to fedpoast about work is overwhelming guys I am steadily becoming more racist against Indians and I don't like it but I can't ignore my lying eyes and ears
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Domon undefeated
Mecha Girl Of The Day*@MechaGirlOTDOct 26
Some people over in Suitposting are so funny, man. Talking about some "Mikazuki is the strongest Gundam protagonist physically" I see what you're saying, but have you considered
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Bro bricked Tenma
Papa Tater@PicturesTaterOct 26
I've finally acquired the brick @tenmamaemi
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It's all so tiresome
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 26
Cleveland 'pastor' Lydia Ford of LifeWorks Church announces to her congregation that her co-pastor/prophet husband has taken a SECOND WIFE and they are now living in a POLYGAMOUS relationship. 🚨
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